D: I swear. I once smuggled a highly sensitive document out of a hostile country.
T: Oh, ok. I’ve got to hear this one. How did you get it out of the country?
D: Well, after I had it in my hands, I folded it in quarters and tucked it in a newspaper. I get to the train station and saw that passengers’ items were being searched, so I took it out of the newspaper and folded it in halves twice more so it would fit in a secret pocket in my hat. I dropped everything I was carrying and got past the guards, onto the train. In the train, I heard a commotion. They were looking for me! They knew I had it! I pulled it from my cap, and folded it down very small by folding it in half twice more and jammed it into a crack in the wall. I was almost immediately arrested, but since I had nothing on me I was released after about 2 days. I returned to the train I was on to get the document, hoping that nobody had found my hiding spot. I was in luck! Nobody had found it. I retrieved it and folded it down really small into quarters again to fit it into my super secret wristwatch compartment. I continued on the train home and got out safely.
T: Man, you are sooooo full of crap! I know absolutely that you are lying.
How does Thomas know so absolutely that Dick is lying?
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Thomas and Dick were having a conversation.
D: I used to be a spy
T: No you didn’t.
D: I swear. I once smuggled a highly sensitive document out of a hostile country.
T: Oh, ok. I’ve got to hear this one. How did you get it out of the country?
D: Well, after I had it in my hands, I folded it in quarters and tucked it in a newspaper. I get to the train station and saw that passengers’ items were being searched, so I took it out of the newspaper and folded it in halves twice more so it would fit in a secret pocket in my hat. I dropped everything I was carrying and got past the guards, onto the train. In the train, I heard a commotion. They were looking for me! They knew I had it! I pulled it from my cap, and folded it down very small by folding it in half twice more and jammed it into a crack in the wall. I was almost immediately arrested, but since I had nothing on me I was released after about 2 days. I returned to the train I was on to get the document, hoping that nobody had found my hiding spot. I was in luck! Nobody had found it. I retrieved it and folded it down really small into quarters again to fit it into my super secret wristwatch compartment. I continued on the train home and got out safely.
T: Man, you are sooooo full of crap! I know absolutely that you are lying.
How does Thomas know so absolutely that Dick is lying?
Edited for a punctuation omission.
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