[Guest]

Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room talking about the many things of life... in-between... we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her: ' Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

.... I ALMOST DIED!!!

[akaslickster]

Good one. Beer is most important, and a radio at least.

[Guest]

omg lol... Go Mom!!! I joke with my firewife friends (all our hubbies are obsessed with Call of Duty 4 on Xbox 360 (me too unfortunately lol)) and i told them that instead of spending money on lingerie that we should dress as an xbox controller so we can be played with all night!!

[Guest]

omg lol... Go Mom!!! I joke with my firewife friends (all our hubbies are obsessed with Call of Duty 4 on Xbox 360 (me too unfortunately lol)) and i told them that instead of spending money on lingerie that we should dress as an xbox controller so we can be played with all night!!

NICE!! That's my kinda attitude!!! I'm a girl...that's creative-um, I like guys...this is coming out wrong....grrr.... :lol:

[Guest]

Last night my mom and I were sitting in the living room talking about the many things of life... in-between... we talked about the idea of living or dying.

I said to her: ' Mom, never let me live in a vegetative state, totally dependent on machines and liquids from a bottle. If you see me in that state I want you to disconnect all the contraptions that are keeping me alive, I'd much rather die'.

Then my mom got up from the sofa with this real look of admiration towards me...and proceeded to disconnect the TV, the Cable, the Dish, the DVD, the Computer, the Cell Phone, the Ipod, and the Xbox, and then went to the fridge and threw away all my beer!!

.... I ALMOST DIED!!!

LOL *falls out of chair laughing* the great thing is... IT'S TRUE!!!