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I possess a powerful potion

Is a treat for all the young men

It creates a magnetized field

Where they may be drawn in

I confess this wonderful potion

far surpasses all the rest

You may wish to concoct your own

But it’s sure to fail the test

It absolutely takes the cake

And if I were to convey

The secret of its wild success

You would surely have to pay

*Side Note: This riddle was not written about me (but it sure does fit!) ;)

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I took my troubles down to Madame Rue.

You know that gypsy with the gold capped tooth

She's got a pad down on 34th and Vine,

Selling little bottles of Love Potion Number 9.

I told her that I was a flop with chicks.

I've been disgraced since 1956.

She looked at my palm and she made a magic sign.

She said what you need is Love Potion Number 9.

She bent down and turned around and gave me a wink.

She said I'm gonna make it up right here in the sink.

It smelled like turpentine, and looked like Indian ink.

I held my nose, I closed my eyes, I took a drink!

I didn't know if it was day or night.

I started kissing everything in sight.

But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine.

He broke my little bottle of Love Potion Number 9.

Ok I know that is not it, but a great song none the less. ;)

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your milkshake

GOT IT!!! Great job, Hmmmm!!

It's a play on Kelis' song "Milkshake"

I possess a powerful potion

Is a treat for all the young men

It creates a magnetized field

Where they may be drawn in

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,

I confess this wonderful potion

far surpasses all the rest

You may wish to concoct your own

But it’s sure to fail the test

And they're like, It's better than yours,

It absolutely takes the cake

And if I were to convey

The secret of its wild success

You would surely have to pay

Damn right it's better than yours,

I can teach you,

But I have to charge

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