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THE SILENT TREATMENT

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment

Suddenly the man realized that the next day he would need his wife

to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece

of paper,'Please wake me at 5:00 A M.' He left it where he knew she would find it.

The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it

was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight.

Furious, he was about to go to see why his wife hadn't wakened him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up'

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great one Slick! :P Where did you hear it, or did you make it up?
My exe emailed it too me. She gets a bunch of stuff but sometimes I have to edit the bad words out. We are still good friends. She lives closer to Puzzlegirl than I. Maybe they will talk about me. :lol::lol::lol:
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That's more!!!

#2

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted

to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked

sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

#3

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

#4

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women

use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat

everything to men...and....

......

........

..............

......................

Do you get me?'

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

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That's more!!!

#2

A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word.

An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted

to concede their position.

As they passed a barnyard of mules, goats, and pigs, the husband asked

sarcastically, 'Relatives of yours?'

'Yep,' the wife replied , 'in-laws

#3

'Cash, check or charge?' I asked, after folding items the woman wished to purchase.

As she fumbled for her wallet I noticed a remote control for a television set in her purse.

'So, do you always carry your TV remote?' I asked.

'No,' she replied, ' but my husband refused to come shopping with me,

and I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him legally.'

#4

A husband read an article to his wife about how many words women

use a day...

30,000 to a man's 15,000.

The wife replied, 'The reason has to be because we have to repeat

everything to men...and....

......

........

..............

......................

Do you get me?'

The husband then turned to his wife and asked, 'What?'

Good job woon, I have missed alot. Them are fabulous. :lol:

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