Guest Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 A man was driving in his car and he saw a dwarf wearing yellow clothes waving to him. He stopped and opened his window to speak to him: Dwarf: Hello, do you by any chance have a banana? Man: Why yes, I do! Here have one. He keeps drives. After 1 km, he saw a red clothes dwarf waving so he stopped. Man: Yeah, I know, you want a banana. Here take it. Dwarf: Thanks a lot! After another km, a blue- clothed dwarf waves to him and he stopped. Man: Sorry, I don't have any more bananas. Dwarf: I don't want bananas, may I see your license? It's a cop!~ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Ummm...he he....I got it though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Random but funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Random but funny Exactly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 The man wouldn't happen to be Hunter S. Thompson would he? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A man was driving in his car and he saw a dwarf wearing yellow clothes waving to him.
He stopped and opened his window to speak to him:
Dwarf: Hello, do you by any chance have a banana?
Man: Why yes, I do! Here have one.
He keeps drives. After 1 km, he saw a red clothes dwarf waving so he stopped.
Man: Yeah, I know, you want a banana. Here take it.
Dwarf: Thanks a lot!
After another km, a blue- clothed dwarf waves to him and he stopped.
Man: Sorry, I don't have any more bananas.
Dwarf: I don't want bananas, may I see your license?
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