Guest Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 An armless man walked into a bar which was empty except for the bartender. He ordered a drink and when he was served asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket since he has no arms. The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the bartender would tip the glass to his lips. The bartender did this until the man finished his drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips. The bartender did it and commented it must be very difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to do nearly everything for him. The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times. By the way, where is your restroom?" The bartender quickly replies, "The closest one is in the gas station three blocks down the street." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 6, 2008 Report Share Posted July 6, 2008 Smart bartender. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 7, 2008 Report Share Posted July 7, 2008 Smart bartender. I agree Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 akaslickster Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 (edited) Tell the guy he 's not welcome if he is not wearing a diaper. Edited July 8, 2008 by akaslickster Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 8, 2008 Report Share Posted July 8, 2008 arent u gettin 2 that age slick? lol jk Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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An armless man walked into a bar which was empty
except for the bartender.
He ordered a drink and when he was served asked the
bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in
his pocket since he has no arms.
The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the
bartender would tip the glass to his lips.
The bartender did this until the man finished his
drink. He then asked if the bartender would get a
hanky from his pocket and wipe the foam from his lips.
The bartender did it and commented it must be very
difficult not to have arms and have to ask someone to
do nearly everything for him.
The man said, "Yes, it is a bit embarrassing at times.
By the way, where is your restroom?"
The bartender quickly replies, "The closest one is in
the gas station three blocks down the street."
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