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From a little book called "Disorder in the Court." They're things people actually said in court, word for word--following is my

compiled personal favorite:

Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?

A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people.

Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body?

A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m.

Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time?

A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an

autopsy.

Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a

pulse?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for blood pressure?

A: No.

Q: Did you check for breathing?

A: No.

Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you

began the autopsy?

A: No.

Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor?

A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar.

Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?

A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing

law somewhere.

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha! :lol: too good... just too good... (but uh, that was a docter not a lawer...) good joke anyway!

Yes, it was a doctor--answering some lawyers stupid questions in court and making a fool of the lawyer.

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(but uh, that was a docter not a lawer...) good joke anyway!
....but uh, the joke was about the stupidity of the lawyer, not the doctor; did you not get that? :P
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