Nikyma Posted May 9, 2008 Report Share Posted May 9, 2008 Okay, so Adam & Eve are getting ready to begin life on earth and God is distributing to them the physical attributes that will belong to each sex. God says, "Alright, two more abilities and you can pick who gets which one. The first is the ability to pee standing up." Adam says, "Oh Oh, ME, I want that one! That's awesome." God says, "Are you sure? You haven't even heard what the other one is." Adam says, "I don't care. What could be cooler? I totally want that one!" God agrees and sends Adam down to earth. Then he turns to Eve and says, "And for youmultiple orgasms." I hope you boys enjoy peeing standing up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 uh...um...what r "orgasms"? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 uh...um...what r "orgasms"? Noun: Orgasm - The moment of most intense pleasure in sexual intercourse. Synonyms- climaxes,comings,sexual climax. I made your job easier by just copying the definition from a dictionary Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 itachi-san Posted May 11, 2008 Report Share Posted May 11, 2008 Sweet I got both abilities Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Nikyma Posted May 12, 2008 Author Report Share Posted May 12, 2008 Sweet I got both abilities Hehehehe, so do I, but it can be a little messy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 13, 2008 Report Share Posted May 13, 2008 Heh heh. And thus Brainden unwittingly becomes a middle-school sex education resource. Hey, everybody's gonna learn somewhere. Why not here? On the flipside, it's a good reminder of the wide variety of ages of the members here. Not that I didn't like the joke. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Hehehehe, so do I, but it can be a little messy. which one? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Sweet I got both abilities uh...nice? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 8, 2008 Report Share Posted June 8, 2008 Hehehehe, so do I, but it can be a little messy. wow...when ya word it like that...it sounds...wrong? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Okay, so Adam & Eve are getting ready to begin life on earth and God is distributing to them the physical attributes that will belong to each sex.
God says, "Alright, two more abilities and you can pick who gets which one. The first is the ability to pee standing up."
Adam says, "Oh Oh, ME, I want that one! That's awesome."
God says, "Are you sure? You haven't even heard what the other one is."
Adam says, "I don't care. What could be cooler? I totally want that one!"
God agrees and sends Adam down to earth.
Then he turns to Eve and says, "And for you
I hope you boys enjoy peeing standing up.
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