Nikyma 0 Report post Posted May 9, 2008 Okay, so Adam & Eve are getting ready to begin life on earth and God is distributing to them the physical attributes that will belong to each sex. God says, "Alright, two more abilities and you can pick who gets which one. The first is the ability to pee standing up." Adam says, "Oh Oh, ME, I want that one! That's awesome." God says, "Are you sure? You haven't even heard what the other one is." Adam says, "I don't care. What could be cooler? I totally want that one!" God agrees and sends Adam down to earth. Then he turns to Eve and says, "And for youmultiple orgasms." I hope you boys enjoy peeing standing up. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Guest Report post Posted May 11, 2008 uh...um...what r "orgasms"? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Guest Report post Posted May 11, 2008 uh...um...what r "orgasms"? Noun: Orgasm - The moment of most intense pleasure in sexual intercourse. Synonyms- climaxes,comings,sexual climax. I made your job easier by just copying the definition from a dictionary Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 itachi-san 1 Report post Posted May 11, 2008 Sweet I got both abilities Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Nikyma 0 Report post Posted May 12, 2008 Sweet I got both abilities Hehehehe, so do I, but it can be a little messy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Guest Report post Posted May 13, 2008 Heh heh. And thus Brainden unwittingly becomes a middle-school sex education resource. Hey, everybody's gonna learn somewhere. Why not here? On the flipside, it's a good reminder of the wide variety of ages of the members here. Not that I didn't like the joke. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Guest Report post Posted June 8, 2008 Hehehehe, so do I, but it can be a little messy. which one? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Guest Report post Posted June 8, 2008 Sweet I got both abilities uh...nice? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
0 Guest Report post Posted June 8, 2008 Hehehehe, so do I, but it can be a little messy. wow...when ya word it like that...it sounds...wrong? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Okay, so Adam & Eve are getting ready to begin life on earth and God is distributing to them the physical attributes that will belong to each sex.
God says, "Alright, two more abilities and you can pick who gets which one. The first is the ability to pee standing up."
Adam says, "Oh Oh, ME, I want that one! That's awesome."
God says, "Are you sure? You haven't even heard what the other one is."
Adam says, "I don't care. What could be cooler? I totally want that one!"
God agrees and sends Adam down to earth.
Then he turns to Eve and says, "And for you
I hope you boys enjoy peeing standing up.
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