Guest Posted May 3, 2008 Report Share Posted May 3, 2008 Thanks to my friend who actually told me this one: A husband and wife are about to have a baby, so they go to the hospital to have it delivered. The doctor tells the husband: "We have this new pain transfer machine, which allows the mother's pain to be transferred to the father so she does not have to suffer as much. Would you like to try it?" Being a good husband, the man agrees, and the doctors set up the machine. Before the wife gives birth, the doctor says: "Alright, we'll start you off easy. Only 10%." The man says he feels nothing and the doctor moves it to 20%. He still feels nothing and the doctor moves it to 50%. Still the man feels fine and the doctor moves it up to 100%. A little later the wife has the child happily and painlessly. Afterwards, they go home and find the postman dead on the doorstep. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 I don't get this one. Does it mean the father there was not the actual father, and the postman was the father? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 I don't get it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 omg..the postman was the father!!! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 omg..the postman was the father!!! lol That wuz my guess...guess I wuz right. Dat's tight!!!! C y'all latah Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2008 Report Share Posted May 4, 2008 I don't get this one. Does it mean the father there was not the actual father, and the postman was the father? Yes. The joke is that the real father of the child was the postman because he died of the extreme pain. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Thanks to my friend who actually told me this one:
A husband and wife are about to have a baby, so they go to the hospital to have it delivered.
The doctor tells the husband: "We have this new pain transfer machine, which allows the mother's pain
to be transferred to the father so she does not have to suffer as much. Would you like to try it?"
Being a good husband, the man agrees, and the doctors set up the machine.
Before the wife gives birth, the doctor says: "Alright, we'll start you off easy. Only 10%."
The man says he feels nothing and the doctor moves it to 20%.
He still feels nothing and the doctor moves it to 50%.
Still the man feels fine and the doctor moves it up to 100%.
A little later the wife has the child happily and painlessly.
Afterwards, they go home and find the postman dead on the doorstep.
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