Nikyma Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's whisper. 'Hello ?' 'Is your daddy home?' he asked. 'Yes,' whispered the small voice. May I talk with him?' The child whispered, 'No' Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your Mommy there?' 'Yes'. 'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'. Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss asked, 'Is anybody else there?' 'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman '. Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?' 'No, he's busy', whispered the child. 'Busy doing what?' 'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman' came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through t he earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?' 'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice. 'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive. Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed a helicopter.' Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they searching for?' Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME.' Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 16, 2008 Report Share Posted April 16, 2008 That is so funny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 onetruth Posted April 18, 2008 Report Share Posted April 18, 2008 I think that would give me a heart attack. lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 15, 2008 Report Share Posted June 15, 2008 Ha! Apparently I did that once when I was a kid. But luckily my parents found me before any police were called in. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 16, 2008 Report Share Posted June 16, 2008 good one! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 25, 2008 Report Share Posted June 25, 2008 Ha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The boss wondered why one of his most valued employees had not phoned in
sick one day. Having an urgent problem with one of the main computers, he
dialed the employee's home phone number and was greeted with a child's
whisper. 'Hello ?'
'Is your daddy home?' he asked.
'Yes,' whispered the small voice.
May I talk with him?'
The child whispered, 'No'
Surprised and wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, 'Is your
Mommy there?' 'Yes'.
'May I talk with her?' Again the small voice whispered, 'No'.
Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the boss
asked, 'Is anybody else there?'
'Yes,' whispered the child, 'a policeman '.
Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee's home, the boss
asked, 'May I speak with the policeman?'
'No, he's busy', whispered the child.
'Busy doing what?'
'Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman' came the whispered answer.
Growing more worried as he heard a loud noise in the background through t
he earpiece on the phone, the boss asked, 'What is that noise?'
'A helicopter' answered the whispering voice.
'What is going on there?' demanded the boss, now truly apprehensive.
Again, whispering, the child answered, 'The search team just landed a
helicopter.'
Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked, 'What are they
searching for?'
Still whispering, the young voice replied with a muffled giggle... 'ME.'
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