itachi-san Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 Chinese Proverbs (warning, some of these may offend, they are meant in good fun) * Man who run in front of car get tired. * Man who run behind car get exhausted. * Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. * Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. * Man with one chopstick go hungry. * Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails. * Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. * Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. * Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. * War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. * Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. * Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. * It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. * Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. * Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. * Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. * Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. * Man who fart in church sit in own pew. * Crowded elevator smell different to midget. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 9, 2008 Report Share Posted April 9, 2008 haha, classics! I'm wondering if you skipped a couple for keeping it at PG level "man with hand in pocket feel cocky" (not too bad) "man with chicken in freezer have hard ______" (a little worse) Nice ones, though...those never get old Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 14, 2008 Report Share Posted April 14, 2008 Virginity like bubble - one prick all gone! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Chinese Proverbs (warning, some of these may offend, they are meant in good fun)
* Man who run in front of car get tired.
* Man who run behind car get exhausted.
* Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
* Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
* Man with one chopstick go hungry.
* Man who scratch butt should not bite fingernails.
* Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
* Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.
* Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.
* War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
* Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
* Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
* It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
* Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.
* Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
* Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.
* Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.
* Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
* Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
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