Guest Posted April 5, 2008 Report Share Posted April 5, 2008 >>hi pals, >>check this one out... >>all u guys...its got some real stuff to learn. >> >> >> >>HE:I'm a photographer.i've been looking for a face like yours! >>SHE:I'm a plastic surgeon.i've been looking for a face like yours!!! >> >>HE:Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice? >>SHE:Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!! >> >>HE:May i have the pleasure of this dance? >>SHE:No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!! >> >>HE:How did you get to be so beautiful? >>SHE:I must've been given your share!!! >> >>HE:Is it hot in here or is it just you? >>SHE:It's hot!!! >> >>HE:I'd go to the ends of the world for you! >>SHE:Okay,but would you stay there? >> >>HE:Will you come out with me this Saturday? >>SHE:Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!! >> >>HE:Your face must turn a few heads! >>SHE:And your face must turn a few stomachs!!! >> >>HE:Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out! >>SHE:Okay,get out!!! >> >>HE:I think i could make you very happy >>SHE:Why,are you leaving? >> >>HE:What would you say if i asked u to marry me? >>SHE:Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!! >> >>HE:Can i have your name? >>SHE:why,don't you already have one? >> >>HE:Shall we go and see a film? >>SHE:I've already seen it!!! >> >>HE:Do you think it was fate which brought us together? >>SHE:Nah,it was plain bad luck!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 wow way to be a sexist. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 wow way to be a sexist. Hey I am not a sexist...it is just a joke...it is intended to be taken sportingly by guys. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 MEN HAVE MANY FAULTS WOMEN ONLY TWO EVERYTHING THEY SAY AND EVERYTHING THEY DO. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 grey cells Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 (edited) Hey ! LIS , a good one there . But wouldn't that 2 FAULTS add up to infinity? No offence meant to the women folk on this forum . Edited April 6, 2008 by grey cells Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 6, 2008 Report Share Posted April 6, 2008 MEN HAVE MANY FAULTS WOMEN ONLY TWO EVERYTHING THEY SAY AND EVERYTHING THEY DO. male chauvinism <_< <_< <_< Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 male chauvinism <_< <_< <_< not chauvinism - just pointing out a fact to be taken sportingly by women Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 8, 2008 Report Share Posted April 8, 2008 not chauvinism - just pointing out a fact to be taken sportingly by women true - be a good sport! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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>>hi pals,
>>check this one out...
>>all u guys...its got some real stuff to learn.
>>
>>
>>
>>HE:I'm a photographer.i've been looking for a face like yours!
>>SHE:I'm a plastic surgeon.i've been looking for a face like yours!!!
>>
>>HE:Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?
>>SHE:Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!
>>
>>HE:May i have the pleasure of this dance?
>>SHE:No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!
>>
>>HE:How did you get to be so beautiful?
>>SHE:I must've been given your share!!!
>>
>>HE:Is it hot in here or is it just you?
>>SHE:It's hot!!!
>>
>>HE:I'd go to the ends of the world for you!
>>SHE:Okay,but would you stay there?
>>
>>HE:Will you come out with me this Saturday?
>>SHE:Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!
>>
>>HE:Your face must turn a few heads!
>>SHE:And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!
>>
>>HE:Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!
>>SHE:Okay,get out!!!
>>
>>HE:I think i could make you very happy
>>SHE:Why,are you leaving?
>>
>>HE:What would you say if i asked u to marry me?
>>SHE:Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!
>>
>>HE:Can i have your name?
>>SHE:why,don't you already have one?
>>
>>HE:Shall we go and see a film?
>>SHE:I've already seen it!!!
>>
>>HE:Do you think it was fate which brought us together?
>>SHE:Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!
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