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>>hi pals,

>>check this one out...

>>all u guys...its got some real stuff to learn. :lol:

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>>HE:I'm a photographer.i've been looking for a face like yours!

>>SHE:I'm a plastic surgeon.i've been looking for a face like yours!!!

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>>HE:Hi!didn't we go on a date once? or was it twice?

>>SHE:Must've been once.i never make the same mistake twice!!!

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>>HE:May i have the pleasure of this dance?

>>SHE:No,i'd like to have some pleasure too!!!

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>>HE:How did you get to be so beautiful?

>>SHE:I must've been given your share!!!

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>>HE:Is it hot in here or is it just you?

>>SHE:It's hot!!!

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>>HE:I'd go to the ends of the world for you!

>>SHE:Okay,but would you stay there?

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>>HE:Will you come out with me this Saturday?

>>SHE:Sorry! i'm having a headache this weekend!!!

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>>HE:Your face must turn a few heads!

>>SHE:And your face must turn a few stomachs!!!

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>>HE:Go on ,don't be shy.Ask me out!

>>SHE:Okay,get out!!!

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>>HE:I think i could make you very happy

>>SHE:Why,are you leaving?

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>>HE:What would you say if i asked u to marry me?

>>SHE:Nothing. i can't talk and laugh at the same time!!!

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>>HE:Can i have your name?

>>SHE:why,don't you already have one?

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>>HE:Shall we go and see a film?

>>SHE:I've already seen it!!!

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>>HE:Do you think it was fate which brought us together?

>>SHE:Nah,it was plain bad luck!!!

:P:P:P

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Posted · Report post

wow way to be a sexist.

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wow way to be a sexist.

Hey I am not a sexist...it is just a joke...it is intended to be taken sportingly by guys. :lol:

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MEN HAVE MANY FAULTS

WOMEN ONLY TWO

EVERYTHING THEY SAY

AND EVERYTHING THEY DO.

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Hey ! LIS , a good one there . But wouldn't that 2 FAULTS add up to infinity? ;)

No offence meant to the women folk on this forum . :lol:

Edited by grey cells
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MEN HAVE MANY FAULTS

WOMEN ONLY TWO

EVERYTHING THEY SAY

AND EVERYTHING THEY DO.

male chauvinism <_< <_< <_<

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male chauvinism <_< <_< <_<

not chauvinism - just pointing out a fact to be taken sportingly by women ;)

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not chauvinism - just pointing out a fact to be taken sportingly by women ;)

true - be a good sport!

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