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My to-do list:

Buy milk.

Pay credit card bills.

Figure out more clever ways of killing people.

Try out new 'recipe' for brownies *cough*.

Finish novel.

Finish the rest of the novels in the series.

Finish the half dozen other series(es?)

Figure out what the plural of 'series' is.

Remember to post birthday wish on friend's Facebook profile...on time this year.

Conquer the world.

Find missing socks.

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BMAD's To Do List:

1. Sleep in from staying up too late.

2. Cook Ramen Noodles

3. Find some clothing that isn't too smelly to put on (this may take awhile)

4. Search BD for game activity / and post some questions / read question responses

5. Go for a jog

6. Search the internet for new ways to spice up Ramen Noodle's

7. Cook said spicy recipe

8. Finally do laundry

9. Shower

10. Dishes

11. Add chicken and brocolli to spicy ramen recipe

12. put on socks

13. make bed

14. liberate the world from Yoruichi-san, name it BMADorCry

15. Lay down in made bed

16. remove socks

17. revisit BD

18. add items to current 'to do' list,

19. cross them off as they are done

20. celebrate accomplishments

21. rest and search for more ramen noodle recipes as i drift to sleep

(repeat until giant supply of noodles is exhausted)

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MIni to-do list:

Organize thoughts for post on my blog

Organize thoughts about why I should post on my blog

Post on google+ that I should post on my blog

Post on Facebook about realizing that I haven't posted on my blog for awhile

Tweet that I am planning to post on my blog

Get distracted by reading #overhonestmethods for the next 2 hours

Repeat next month

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1. Make vanilla pudding. Put in clean mayo jar. Eat in public.

2. Hire two private investigators. Get them to follow each other.

3. Wear shirt that says "Life". Hand out lemons on street corner.

4. Get in a crowded elevator and say "I bet you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

5. Major in philosophy. Ask people WHY they would like fries with that.

6. Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.

7. Become a doctor. Change last name to Acula.

8. Change name to Simon. Speak in third person.

9. Buy a parrot. Teach the parrot to say "Help! I've been turned into a parrot."

10. Follow random joggers around in your car blasting "Eye of the Tiger" for encouragement

11. Get bit by a radioactive spider.

12. Put on socks

13. Put on sandals

14. climb skyscraper

15. peak in windows

16. take a nap

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1. go get a hazmat suit.

2. buy smoke grenades.

3. Walk into park and hide in bushes.

4. when passerby comes along, jump out and use smoke grenade. Say "Citizen! What is the date?"

5. When they reply, say "There might still be time!" and dash off.

6. What else would you ever want to do?

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  • 2 years later...

To-Do List for the Morning

  1. Go to sleep
  2. Wake up at 7:02:39:752 EXACTLY
  3. Look for alarm clock
  4. Look for sledge hammer
  5. Bring sledge hammer to bed
  6. Set alarm clock to 7:59:59:999
  7. Go back to sleep
  8. Wake up due to alarm clock
  9. Yell, "I woke up before 8:00!"
  10. Pick up sledge hammer
  11. Destroy alarm clock
  12. Fix alarm clock (again).
  13. Walk down the hallway sleepily 
  14. Fall down the stairs to wake yourself up
  15. Make sure to hit the ground with your left knee (don't forget it).
  16. Look for the Bandaids to cover your bleeding knee
  17. Walk back upstairs
  18. Walk back down the hallway
  19. Yell, "FIRE!" and wake everyone else up.
  20. Let everyone gather around you to help.
  21. Say, "Oops! I thought today was somebody's birthday
  22. Repeat steps 13-16
  23. Go to the store
  24. Pick up some more Bandaids
  25. Go to the cash register
  26. Ask the person behind you in line, "What did you have for breakfast?"
  27. When the person replies, yell at the top of your lungs, "I FORGOT TO EAT BREAKFAST YESTERDAY!"
  28. Sprint towards the breakfast food aisle
  29. Realize you are not hungry
  30. Go back home
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