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BMAD, February 26, 2013 in Paradoxes
Here's one that I heard from George Carlin. You know how the mildew spray cans all carry the warning: Use only in well ventilated places? I don't know where your mildew grows, but mine does not grow in well ventilated places.
the greatest failure is the success never achieved.
Do not get near the pool until you've learned how to swim. Good luck with that!
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