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From "Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West" (Benny Hill)..........

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"

And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.

He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"

She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

Diamond.

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can you do better?

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Btw, I heard that joke before but it was with a Frisbee.

Anyways,

I was sad so my friend told me 10 jokes to cheer me up, but no pun in-ten-did.

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Mickey Mouse was in divorce court to divorce with Minnie Mouse.

The judge says, " So, you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy?"

Mickey then says, "No, judge, I think misunderstood me. I want to divorce Minnie because she's Goofy!"

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Mickey Mouse was in divorce court to divorce with Minnie Mouse.

The judge says, " So, you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy?"

Mickey then says, "No, judge, I think misunderstood me. I want to divorce Minnie because she's Goofy!"

...you missed a word...or maybe that was intended for 'innocent' audiences...:)

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Don't know how this'll translate, but what the hey....

The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood.

"I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.."

With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table.

M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?"

"Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"

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Don't know how this'll translate, but what the hey....

The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood.

"I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.."

With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table.

M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?"

"Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"

There's a "one more for the road" joke in here somewhere...

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