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can you do better?

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

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Why did the verb break up with the noun? He was becoming too possessive.

What is a will? It's a dead giveaway.

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Heh, you should watch CNN student news. my friend does it all the time, and he's not even a student. just skip to the end, there's too many puns to count.

what does pasteurize mean? it means too far to see.

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From "Ernie, the fastest milkman in the West" (Benny Hill)..........

She said she'd like to bathe in milk, he said, "All right, sweetheart,"

And when he'd finished work one night he loaded up his cart.

He said, "D'you want it pasturize? 'Cause pasturize is best,"

She says, "Ernie, I'll be happy if it comes up to my chest."

Diamond.

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Why did the cowboy walking into the bar have a weiner dog? Someone told him to "Get along little doggie."

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can you do better?

I wondered why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

Btw, I heard that joke before but it was with a Frisbee.

Anyways,

I was sad so my friend told me 10 jokes to cheer me up, but no pun in-ten-did.

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....... well played. :mellow:

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Mickey Mouse was in divorce court to divorce with Minnie Mouse.

The judge says, " So, you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy?"

Mickey then says, "No, judge, I think misunderstood me. I want to divorce Minnie because she's Goofy!"

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pencil sharpeners have a tough life. They live off tips.

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Atom #1: Oh my GOD! I think I just lost an electron!

Atom #2: Are you sure?

Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!!!

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where do you get this stuff? :huh:

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where do you get this stuff? :huh:

My brain :D

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What did the man say after he lost a fencing match?

Foiled again!

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Have you heard about the guy that got his entire left side cut off?

Well, he's alright now. ;)

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Atom #1: Oh my GOD! I think I just lost an electron!

Atom #2: Are you sure?

Atom #1: Yes, I'm positive!!!

Oy! You nicked my joke ! :P

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Oy! You nicked my joke ! :P

Tbh I didnt even know that was there.

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Mickey Mouse was in divorce court to divorce with Minnie Mouse.

The judge says, " So, you want to divorce Minnie because she is crazy?"

Mickey then says, "No, judge, I think misunderstood me. I want to divorce Minnie because she's Goofy!"

...you missed a word...or maybe that was intended for 'innocent' audiences...:)

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...you missed a word...or maybe that was intended for 'innocent' audiences... :)

Yeah I spotted that too. my square-faced friend. :)

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I Iz no Square...I Iz Smiley!!! :D :D :D

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...you missed a word...or maybe that was intended for 'innocent' audiences... :)

Yeah, basically . . .

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pencil sharpeners have a tough life. They live off tips.

I wouldn't show them too much pity--if they're good sharpeners then they make good tips...

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Two men walk into a bar.

One says, "Can I have some H2O?"

The other says, " I want some H2O too, please."

The second man soon died.

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Two men walk into a bar.

One says, "Can I have some H2O?"

The other says, " I want some H2O too, please."

The second man soon died.

=P

I saw that on an xkcd comic.

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Don't know how this'll translate, but what the hey....

The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood.

"I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.."

With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table.

M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?"

"Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"

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Don't know how this'll translate, but what the hey....

The two longest motorways in Britain, the M6 and the M1, are in a bar having a drink. M6 is in boastful mood.

"I'm the hardest motorway in Britain! Chuck Norris has nothin on me! I'll take on anybody.."

With that, the bar door opens and in walks a thin strip of green asphalt. M6 suddenly ducks down hiding behind a table.

M1 looks down at him. "What are doing cowering down there M6? I thought you were tough....scared of no-one?"

"Yeah", says M6 "But he's a cyclepath"

There's a "one more for the road" joke in here somewhere...

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