This actually came from the One-Up Me thread in the Games forum, but someone suggested I post it as a joke. So I am. This spawned from 45 minutes of sitting next to this one kid I know on the bus ride home. He constantly made perverted comments whil pretending he was all "goody-two-shoes" or whatever and whenever I called him out, told me my mind was in the gutter. Now, don't get me wrong, I love him [he's like that irritating little pet you just can't help but adore! ], but 45 minutes of that can get just the teeniest bit annoying. But anyways, this is what somes whenever I need to get rid of all that perverted-ness.
The start phrase from EDM: ...so the girl/guy said.... And the smiley must be used in the sentence.
My response [roughly. It's been modified a bit to make more sense and be a bit funnier.]: A guy had some salted, honeyed cashews. A girl was really hungry, so she went up to the guy and asked him for some. After she ate the cashews, she remained silent. The guy, who wanted a "thank you!", asked her, "Well? Don't you have something to say?" The girl is surprised and thinks for a while. After a few minutes, she still doesn't know that she's supposed to thank him. And so the girl said, "I like your nuts!"
Of course, it might be just me who gets the perverted-ness about that, and if that's true, then that's great. But if you get it, please don't kill me, and understand that even though I'm young, I have a lot of perverted friends who forced their knowledge upon me.
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This actually came from the One-Up Me thread in the Games forum, but someone suggested I post it as a joke. So I am. This spawned from 45 minutes of sitting next to this one kid I know on the bus ride home. He constantly made perverted comments whil pretending he was all "goody-two-shoes" or whatever and whenever I called him out, told me my mind was in the gutter. Now, don't get me wrong, I love him [he's like that irritating little pet you just can't help but adore!
], but 45 minutes of that can get just the teeniest bit annoying. But anyways, this is what somes whenever I need to get rid of all that perverted-ness.
The start phrase from EDM: ...so the girl/guy said....
And the 
smiley must be used in the sentence.
My response [roughly. It's been modified a bit to make more sense and be a bit funnier.]: A guy had some salted, honeyed cashews. A girl was really hungry, so she went up to the guy and asked him for some. After she ate the cashews, she remained silent. The guy, who wanted a "thank you!", asked her, "Well? Don't you have something to say?" The girl is surprised and thinks for a while. After a few minutes, she still doesn't know that she's supposed to thank him. And so the girl said, "I like your nuts!"
Of course, it might be just me who gets the perverted-ness about that, and if that's true, then that's great. But if you get it, please don't kill me, and understand that even though I'm young, I have a lot of perverted friends who forced their knowledge upon me.
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