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So I had a debate tourney today. And while we were waiting for extemp draw, me and a few of my friends were telling each other anti-jokes. So here are a few I remember. NOTE! I do not mean to offend, or be racist, or religionist, or rude, or whatever. If I do offend you, I apologize profusely. I have left out the extremely racist jokes, and tried to keep the relatively clean ones, but most anti-jokes are a little rude. Again, sorry if I offend!

Why wasn't Sara swinging?
She didn't have any arms.

Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Not Sara.

What do you call a black person flying a plane?
A pilot.

Why did the girl drop her icecream?
She was run over by a truck.

Roses are red variations']Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
I have a gun,
Get in the van.

Roses are gray,
Violets are gray,
I'm a dog.

Roses are black,
Violets are black,
My soul is black,
I killed myself.

Roses are purple,
Violets are green,
I have Alzheimer's,
Cheese on toast!

What's worse than a turtle biting your nose?
The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Two turtles biting your nose. What's worse than two turtles biting your nose? Mexicans. What's worse than Mexicans? Nothing. Nothing.

And even though this isn't an anti-joke, I must needs post it:

You know your life is messed up when it's weird that you actually eat your lunch.

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How do you get a one-armed Newfie out of a tree?


How do you get a two-armed Newfie out of a tree?

Bring a friend

How do you confuse a Newfie?

Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in a corner

How does a Newfie confuse you?

He does it

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs?


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