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There seems to be some confusion

I am not related to Spock

I can not play an instrument

Despite what those cockroaches think

There is no essence to my life

In fact I may prevent it in others

I do not come from a sprout

I should not be used

To solve your construction needs

What is among my many purposes;

Pushing things through quickly

Providing company in the suds

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Rubber?

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Rubber?

:(

:thumbsup:

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I'll take that as I got it right ;) I liked this riddle...but yeah, there were a couple of lines that gave it away for me...I actually don't know how all of them relate, just a couple:

There seems to be some confusion

I am not related to Spock VULCAN = VULCANIZATION

I can not play an instrument

Despite what those cockroaches think

There is no essence to my life

In fact I may prevent it in others

I do not come from a sprout

I should not be used

To solve your construction needs -RUBBER BANDS?

What is among my many purposes;

Pushing things through quickly

Providing company in the suds RUBBER DUCKY

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I'll take that as I got it right ;) I liked this riddle...but yeah, there were a couple of lines that gave it away for me...I actually don't know how all of them relate, just a couple:

with mo's input]There seems to be some confusion

I am not related to Spock VULCAN = VULCANIZATION

I can not play an instrument RUBBER BANDS

Despite what those cockroaches think - Beatles, which leads to

There is no essence to my life - Rubber Soul

In fact I may prevent it in others - condom

I do not come from a sprout - rubber tree( only works for synthetic rubber)

I should not be used

To solve your construction needs -RUBBER BANDS? rubber cement

What is among my many purposes;

Pushing things through quickly rubber stamp

Providing company in the suds RUBBER DUCKY

was hard for me to gauge "obvious" level...hence my :(...but good job

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Your title would allow my mind to go no further than the spoiler.

Enjoy

Please allow me to introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

I've been around for a long, long year

Stole many-a man's soul and faith

And I was round when Jesus Christ

Had his moment of doubt and pain

Made damn sure that Pilate

Washed his hands and sealed his fate

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game

I stuck around St. Petersburg

When I saw it was a time for a change

Killed the czar and his ministers

Anastasia screamed in vain

I rode a tank

Held a general's rank

When the blitzkrieg raged

And the bodies stank

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guess my name, oh yeah

Ah, what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah

I watched with glee

While your kings and queens

Fought for ten decades

For the gods they made

I shouted out,

Who killed the Kennedys?

When after all

It was you and me

Let me please introduce myself

I'm a man of wealth and taste

And I laid traps for troubadours

Who get killed before they reached Bombay

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, oh yeah, get down, baby

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, oh yeah

But what's confusing you

Is just the nature of my game

Just as every cop is a criminal

And all the sinners saints

As heads is tails

Just call me Lucifer

Cause I'm in need of some restraint

So if you meet me

Have some courtesy

Have some sympathy, and some taste

Use all your well-learned politesse

Or I'll lay your soul to waste, um yeah

Pleased to meet you

Hope you guessed my name, um yeah

But what's puzzling you

Is the nature of my game, um mean it, get down

Woo, who

Oh yeah, get on down

Oh yeah

Oh yeah!

Tell me baby, what's my name

Tell me honey, can ya guess my name

Tell me baby, what's my name

I tell you one time, you're to blame

Ooo, who

Ooo, who

Ooo, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah

What's my name

Tell me, baby, what's my name

Tell me, sweetie, what's my name

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Ooo, who, who

Oh, yeah

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Not by accident ;)

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........ What the heck was that, Molly?

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........ What the heck was that, Molly?

Pleased to meet you

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Meh. I don't generally listen to the Beatles, so that would probably explain why I didn't know that.....

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Meh. I don't generally listen to the Beatles, so that would probably explain why I didn't know that.....

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:unsure: :unsure: :unsure:

cry.gifcry.gifcry.gif

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*freaks out* Crap, I didn't mean to make you cry, Mo! Please don't cry! I'm not good with emotions!

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Meh. I don't generally listen to the Beatles, so that would probably explain why I didn't know that.....

I hate the Beatles.

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Good one!

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Solved

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lol, you guys are weird.

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^^ Welcome to the Den, storygirl! Where the crazies abound!

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