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Some sweet, some strange, some true messages

1. The worst think we can regret is not for the things that we did wrong, but for the things that we could have done right but never did.

2. Life is very funny. Something you love the most can turn into something you hate the most. For example, set your favorite song as alarm tone. :lol:

3. Trust the one who can see three things in you: sorrow behind your smile, love behind your anger and reason behind your silence. ^_^

4. If you do regular studies, it means that you don't have enough confidence. Study at the last moment and show your confidence. :thumbsup:

5. If we use quadratic formula and keep it equivalent to 0, then take the square root of of the variable, then differentiate the answer and put the final answer in the given equation, neglect the constant and plot the graph of its inverse, then can we................

make a paper plane from that graph paper :P

6. The shortest distance between two people is not a straight line but a curve - a smile. The more you bend this curve, the shorter the distance gets. :D

7. Fact of today: old people drive like they have all the time in the world, but younger generation drives as though their days are limited. :P

8. Best message forever in the galaxy - Do you know why love is blind? Love is blind because your mom started to love you even before seeing your face. :wub:

9. Brilliant doubt but unanswered - How come Price and Worth have same meaning but, priceless and worthless are opposites. ^_^

10. Funny but true - Combined study is meeting with friends where all aspects of the world will be discussed except studies. :P

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dark_magician_92 Rising Star

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Some sweet, some strange, some true messages

1. The worst think we can regret is not for the things that we did wrong, but for the things that we could have done right but never did.

2. Life is very funny. Something you love the most can turn into something you hate the most. For example, set your favorite song as alarm tone. :lol:

3. Trust the one who can see three things in you: sorrow behind your smile, love behind your anger and reason behind your silence. ^_^

4. If you do regular studies, it means that you don't have enough confidence. Study at the last moment and show your confidence. :thumbsup:

5. If we use quadratic formula and keep it equivalent to 0, then take the square root of of the variable, then differentiate the answer and put the final answer in the given equation, neglect the constant and plot the graph of its inverse, then can we................

make a paper plane from that graph paper :P

6. The shortest distance between two people is not a straight line but a curve - a smile. The more you bend this curve, the shorter the distance gets. :D

7. Fact of today: old people drive like they have all the time in the world, but younger generation drives as though their days are limited. :P

8. Best message forever in the galaxy - Do you know why love is blind? Love is blind because your mom started to love you even before seeing your face. :wub:

9. Brilliant doubt but unanswered - How come Price and Worth have same meaning but, priceless and worthless are opposites. ^_^

10. Funny but true - Combined study is meeting with friends where all aspects of the world will be discussed except studies. :P

All were them were so true, but for me the 1st was the BIGGEST TRUTH :(

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All of them are great and the best to me are

1) but never regret anything u do.!!! continue your life as a result of what's you've done ( :wacko: yes this is me thinking like that :P,i can talk hours about actions we do in life)

2) extremely true :lol:

5)original solution :lol: ROFL

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Another:

Its. 3am in the night. You are walking down alone in a dark street. Suddenly there is a rustle amongst the bushes. Your heart begans to beat faster. You increase your speed. Then suddenly out of the tree, from 3m above a corpse fall in front of you......

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Now if the mass of the corpse was 40 kg, calculate the velocity at which it landed on the ground, also explain the direction of the resultant force, at the point of impact.

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Another:

Its. 3am in the night. You are walking down alone in a dark street. Suddenly there is a rustle amongst the bushes. Your heart begans to beat faster. You increase your speed. Then suddenly out of the tree, from 3m above a corpse fall in front of you......

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Now if the mass of the corpse was 40 kg, calculate the velocity at which it landed on the ground, also explain the direction of the resultant force, at the point of impact.

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hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaa it fits for a late night horror story :lol:

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Some hindi Messages:

Subah ko satana achcha lagta hai,

Soye hue ko jagana achcha lagta hai,

Jab yaad aati hai kisi ki to,

Unhe bhi apni yaad dilana achcha lagta hai.

(Let me adopt Aaryan's style of spamming - posting each line in different post ;) Hope you don't mind Aaryan :D )

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Some hindi Messages:

Subah ko satana achcha lagta hai,

Soye hue ko jagana achcha lagta hai,

Jab yaad aati hai kisi ki to,

Unhe bhi apni yaad dilana achcha lagta hai.

(Let me adopt Aaryan's style of spamming - posting each line in different post ;) Hope you don't mind Aaryan :D )

So true.

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Old concept: "Do or die"

New concept: "Do before you die"

Latest concept: "Don't die until you do"

Our concept: "what to do???? :o "

hahaha "LOVE IT " huh.gif:P

Party hard, drink a lot, Enjoy life, break all rules

1 day you will die...........

OR

Eat healthy, stay fit, study hard, be obidient,

1 day you will die..........

Choice is yours ;)

well what i'm doing is: Party,drink,Enjoy life,break SOME rules,stay fit ,study hard :P that's me :lol:

at last i'm gonna die some how .

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Brilliant answer for which a student got 0 marks...

1. in which battle did Tipu Sultan die?

Ans. His last one!

2. How do you stop acid indigestion?

Ans. Stop drinking acid!

3. Where was the declaration of independence signed?

Ans. At the bottom of the page!

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Peak of optimism....

Interviewer: If earth starts rotating 30 times faster, then what will happen??

Candidate: We will get salary everyday.

Express yourself smartly!! ;)

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