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In Soviet Russia, I notice when people are inactive for a while!

Incidentally, I used a Soviet Russia joke before I participated in a game of basketball. I was on the green team, one of my friends was on blue. I walked up to him and told him simply, "In Soviet Russia, blue beats green," then walked away, grinning uncontrollably.

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In capitalist America car push you

In capitalist America you follow law

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in Soviet Russia, dog sic like you.    (sorry, probably the NyQuil talking)

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Two judges meet in Moscow, one is laughing, laughing, laughing... The second asks why.
1st judge: I heard an awfully funny joke.
2nd judge: Tell me!
1st judge: I cannot. I sentenced the man who told it to 5 years.
 

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In capitalist America you hear nobody scream

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