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Of course everybody knows that women are evil, but can it be proven?

An oldie but a goodie!

As any bloke knows, getting a woman requires a substantial investment of time and money. If women are the product of time and money we can write:

WOMEN = TIME x MONEY

But time is money, so:

WOMEN = MONEY ^ 2

On the other hand, money is the root of all evil:

MONEY = EVIL ^ 0.5

so

WOMEN = (EVIL ^ 0.5) ^ 2

WOMEN = EVIL

Q.E.D. ;)

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[spoiler='Let's check

']But as Ville Valo said "Women are always beautiful" and

BEAUTIFUL = EVIL is not true

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No wonder why mathematicians get so many chicks.

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I think this only applies to blonds

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