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The man's face was like limestone, it covered the outside of the pyramid.

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The man's face was like limestone; his wife's like curds. I often thought they were like chalk and cheese.

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The man's face was like limestone...he was very sedimentary & he calcified all in his path...Stupid carbonate-based lifeform...:angry:

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Chalk and cheese takes it.

You're up, fab.

errmm thanks (I think)

His legs were like rubber...

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His legs were like rubber...that's why, he made great tyres for fabpig's car...[You owe me $5 for that, fabby]... ;)

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His legs were like rubber; occasionally they stretched to the kitchen, but always promptly found their way back to their original position...on the couch.

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His legs were like rubber, not so good at running, but you should see him do the high jump.

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And rising to the occasion, insole first place, is plainglazed....

Take it away, fella.

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[censored for inappropriate content] :P

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