tiger_lily111 116 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 The gender-neutral 3rd person pronoun traveled back in time to warn us of the dangers of trying to pat your head & rub your stomach at the same time - but the gender-neutral 3rd person pronoun was too late. The Muppets had already warned us, & when we ignored their wisdom an entire generation of children were confounded & confuzzled, creating a cascade of ignorance resulting in Twilight fans & Believers. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDM 101 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 (edited) Itheshe traveled back in time to warn us that the One-Up-Me posted before me would get One-Upped... *Oh, look...it did... **btw, I would like to introduce you to Itheshe, a gender-confused alien...from Smiley Kingdom... Edited June 22, 2012 by EDM 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheCube 126 Posted June 22, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 It/he/she traveled back in time to warn us... that . . . . . that . . . . . .that . . . . . . tacos . . . . . . . . are good. http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/000/063/Picture_2_c.jpg 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tiger_lily111 116 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 The gender-neutral 3rd person pronoun traveled back in time to warn us of the dangers of trying to pat your head & rub your stomach at the same time - but the gender-neutral 3rd person pronoun was too late. The Muppets had already warned us, & when we ignored their wisdom an entire generation of children were confounded & confuzzled, creating a cascade of ignorance resulting in Twilight fans & Beliebers. Sometimes my phone thinks it's smarter than me ... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fabpig 143 Posted June 22, 2012 Report Share Posted June 22, 2012 Sometimes my phone thinks it's smarter than me ... ??? I understood your phone.... 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yoruichi-san 116 Posted June 24, 2012 Report Share Posted June 24, 2012 ...Um...it looks like fabpig has the most votes...but I think his post is disqualified...since it has nothing to do with the theme... So I'm breaking the tie to tiger_lily...again... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tiger_lily111 116 Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 ... was totally worth ... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MikeD 175 Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 When we are finished with the earth We'll find out that it was totally worth more than all of our current mirth. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brainiac100 162 Posted June 25, 2012 Report Share Posted June 25, 2012 The watch I stole was totally worth the money I didn't have. (I have stolen no watches. Or so I told my lawyer...) 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flamebirde 196 Posted June 26, 2012 Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 giving the guy a quarter was totally worth a Klondike Bar. 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post EDM 101 Posted June 26, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 26, 2012 Getting in trouble for trolling my brother during his first week in college; it was totally worth it!!! 5 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post phaze 91 Posted June 27, 2012 Popular Post Report Share Posted June 27, 2012 Getting my sister in trouble for trolling me in college; it was totally worth it!!! 7 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Yoruichi-san 116 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Yes, and while you two were doing that, that week I spent with your mom was totally worth it. (And if I get in trouble...making that joke was totally worth it ) 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MissKitten 70 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Sitting back and watching you all instead of participating was totally worth it. I now have a plethora of new "nefarious plots" which I can implement at any given time. 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
tiger_lily111 116 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 Sorry to be a bit MIA, Vegas & the food expo are taking up all my time. I'm breaking this tie to EDM - you're up LiD! 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDM 101 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) YAY!!! Phaze, no twisting my sentences with the same smileys... ...but that's exactly... *don't forget to use a smiley... Edited June 28, 2012 by EDM Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Brainiac100 162 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 I love going on Brainden and checking out the One-up me section, but that's exactly why I failed my exams. 3 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Mae 103 Posted June 28, 2012 Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 (edited) The government confirmed that my conspiracy theory was true--but that's exactly what they want you to think. Edited June 28, 2012 by Molly Mae 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
TheCube 126 Posted June 28, 2012 Author Report Share Posted June 28, 2012 I'm dead, but that exactly what mafia is about, right? 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
flamebirde 196 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Scene: guy and his father sitting on the porch: Father: son, you seem really sad. what's the matter? Son: my girlfriend dumped me... Father: That's horrible! I'm going to run her over with my truck! Son: But... that's exactly what she said! 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
MikeD 175 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 Then I said: "But that's exactly three?!" 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
fabpig 143 Posted June 29, 2012 Report Share Posted June 29, 2012 I went to buy some fish yesterday. The cod were too small. The hake too big. However I manged to find a halibut that's exactly the right size. 4 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
phaze 91 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 but that's exactly the truth 2 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
EDM 101 Posted June 30, 2012 Report Share Posted June 30, 2012 MoMa's Up!!! *but kudos to brainy & cubie, too... 1 Quote Link to post Share on other sites
Molly Mae 103 Posted July 3, 2012 Report Share Posted July 3, 2012 Oh. One Up Me Meister. Thanks, Fab. =P I'm gonna try to take this back to its origin: The man's face was like limestone.... Quote Link to post Share on other sites
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