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If wishes were horses...

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...I'd give you 2 to 1 odds on LadyLuck.

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Just to let everyone know...

The actual expression is

If wishes were horses...

...then beggars would ride.

It's an old fashioned way of saying "Beggars can't be choosers"

EDIT: Typo

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... then a lot of wishes would be turning green from all of the grass they're ingesting.

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... then wishes are horses.

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...then you will go through a lot of crap trying to chase after them.

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...then I wouldn't count on the cavalry.

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would you settle for a swift gelding?

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...hit, dreamers would die.

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...then I'd be broke...:(

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And the winner is...

Prof. Templeton with "If wishes were horses... ...then you will go through a lot of crap trying to chase after them."

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It was an American tradition, like...

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...bacon & eggs...:)

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Transformers was the big Independence Day movie, since it was an American tradition, like tarte tatin *cough* I mean apple pie.

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Must resist making fun of Americans...

this is harder than you think.

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It was an American tradition, just like making fun of other countries who are making fun of them.

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It was an American tradition, just like making fun of other countries who are making fun of them.

Touche sir... touche

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LOL!!! Just give it to flamy, already!!! LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

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LOL!!! Just give it to flamy, already!!! LOL!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

The birde has the floor.

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Flamebirde!!! Your turn...:lol:

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Oh %^#$#! I was going to say It was an American tradition, just like perverting the English language, English spelling, English measurement (basically anything English) since the battle for independence.

Edit: I can give you a thousand million examples...

If you come to my country I'll greet you with a sign that says "Don't eat the Kiwi!"

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woops, sorry...

if I had a ____ for every...

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If I had a hat for every time someone pronounced my name wrong, I'd be the Mad Hatter...*puts on hat*...:dry:

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If I had a watch for every time the Mud Hutter pronounced their name wrong I'd be late

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If I had a cake for every one I ate, I could have my cake and eat it too ^_^ .

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