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When time runs short, you know its 2012.

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You can tell that your teacher is lecturing when time drags.

You can tell you're looking at the person of your dreams when time stands still.

You can tell that everyone's having a ball when time flies.

You can tell Chuck Norris just walked into the room when time runs.

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have now read it a dozen times or more and still laugh each time. too funny! plasmid's turn

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Teacher: You had made a mistake in your test paper...

Student: That was no mistake...that was my new answer for your old question...:P

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That was no mistake, I meant to "accidentally" kill my patient!

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When time runs, I wait for it to do a lap and come back..

Scratch that..I thought Pg 82 was the last page.. :blush:

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When time runs, I wait for it to do a lap and come back..

Scratch that..I thought Pg 82 was the last page.. :blush:

That was no mistake... I wrote that so I could write this. :PB))

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That was no mistake--it was a space station.

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Make no mistake about it, 'Cat'astrophe is up next.

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When in the course of human events we hold out hope to pass the final exam.

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When, in the course of human events, has a man ever asked for directions?

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When, in the course of human events, has "a" ever been spelled wrong? Oops, I meant to write "I".

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When, in the course of human events, I live through the year 2012...I know that it's just gonna be me & a world full of smileys!!! :D :D :D

*oh, & you guys, of course...:P

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When in the course of human events did we go wrong?

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If no one breaks the tie in 10 hrs, or posts a new one and gets 5..I'd say Mike is up (sry TL).. :)

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This analogy is...

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This analogy is as subtle as an elephant trying to sneak on his tiptoes into a ballet concert during the performance so as not to get noticed.

*yes i used an anology to explain an anology*

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Me: 'This' analogy is equal to 'that' analogy...:)

My friend: Do you even know what an analogy is? :dry:

Me: Yes, of course!!! Do you think I'm a fool? I know her too well...after all, Anna Logy is my best friend!!! :D

My Friend: :blink: Ok, I've had enough...suicide.gif

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The play was as boring as this analogy is.

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This analogy isn't an analogy at all, ironically.

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This analogy is as real as my so-called nefarious plots which I have apparently admitted to several times, although I'm certain Quag must be dreaming, because I have no nefarious plots. :ph34r: But that makes that last sentence a paradox, because if I have no nefarious plots, and I don't, it means that they're not real. Therefore, my analogy isn't real. But it so clearly is, because you can see it and read it and understand it. Oh noez! What have I done? The fabric of the universe will now be torn apart!!!!! frantic.gif

This may or may not be one of my nefarious plots.

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MissKitten is up.

As long as she does not say everything that will cause the fabric of the universe to be torn apart, again. I'm still trying to patch my end back together again.

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:unsure: Actually, I believe Quagster or EDM are up, as they have more rep points than me.... Tie breaker, anyone?
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