One Up Me

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My brother is such a fruit; can't tell if he's sweet or sour.

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My brother is such a fruit, he won't stop talking about bananas

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My brother is such a fruit,...

...as queer as an orange grape.

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...he's in a lot of portraites.

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My brother is such a fruit, when he orders a cocktail, it comes in a light syrup.

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My brother is such a fruit, when he orders a cocktail, it comes in a light syrup.

Brilliant.

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My brother is such a fruit, I can't help squashing him all the time. :D

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I do appreciate Aaryan's, but plainglazed has it :thumbsup:

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woot, woot! okay -

The summer heat is ...

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...as unbearable as George W. Bush.

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The summer heat is actually a bill from the devil.

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The summer heat is another reason for us to curse at Global Warming.

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The summer heat is the effect of God getting red in the face when he sees all trash we've put on this Earth.

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The summer heat is ...

The reason we like the rain....:P

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The summer heat is driving me to breed.

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tough decision due in no small part to a poor phrase to start with. sorry 'bout that. gonna give it to KlueMaster. you're up KM

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The common beginning to everything boastful and insulting: ;)

"If I were you..."

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If I were you, I wouldn't want to know my step-mother.

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If I were you, then this bill would be bull...

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If I were you, I would acquire for myself one large oak tree and one length of rope of sufficient length to create a proper noose whilst retaining such a length to secure the free end to a sturdy branch of aforementioned oak tree but not so much length as to prevent me from properly hanging myself.

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If I were you, then this bill would be bull...

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I was totally confused (which I blame on a lack of sleep, as I have not slept this day) when I read yours. After I typed mine up and saw the thread again, I realised that you capitalised on my original idea of literal letters. I couldn't think of a good way to fit it. *Thumbs-up*

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Which brings me to my secondary (and non-scored) submission:

If I were you, you'd be a duck.

Edited by Molly Mae
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If I were you, I wouldn't be me.

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If I were you, I would be a part of a strange time-space paradox in which it would be impossible for me to be you, but rather me to be me and you not to be at all, unless you were me in which case you would still be you, regardless.

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Including my vote, plainglazed is next...

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oh wow, figured I was a little too late in the game. cool, but rats. now the hard part.

The funny thing about dying ...

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The funny thing about dying is the punchline.

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