Guest Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 my friend told me this joke and decided to share it three young men were sent to join the army to be trained for the upcoming war they trained hard for a year before going into the enemy's territory to fight and after a few weeks, the war ended due to their strength and intelligence the general was pleased with their performance and decided to reward them. "as a reward, i'll give you as much gold as you like!" the first young man said "I want as much gold as from my right arm to my left", stretching his arms. the second young man said "I want as much gold as my height." standing as straight as he could and the last man said "I want as much gold as from index finger to my thumb" the general agreed to the first two men's request, then he looked at the last man and smiled "Its good to see a humble man in the army, very well, i shall accept your humble request" but then the general noticed something about the last man. Then he said "But young man, where is your thumb?" The third man laugh, showing his missing thumb and said "Oh, i left it at the other country when a enemy cut it off!" hope you understand this joke....it sounded better is you say it out loud... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 EDM Posted May 24, 2011 Report Share Posted May 24, 2011 Nice one!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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my friend told me this joke and decided to share it
three young men were sent to join the army to be trained for the upcoming war
they trained hard for a year before going into the enemy's territory to fight
and after a few weeks, the war ended due to their strength and intelligence
the general was pleased with their performance and decided to reward them.
"as a reward, i'll give you as much gold as you like!"
the first young man said "I want as much gold as from my right arm to my left", stretching his arms.
the second young man said "I want as much gold as my height." standing as straight as he could
and the last man said "I want as much gold as from index finger to my thumb"
the general agreed to the first two men's request, then he looked at the last man and smiled
"Its good to see a humble man in the army, very well, i shall accept your humble request"
but then the general noticed something about the last man. Then he said
"But young man, where is your thumb?"
The third man laugh, showing his missing thumb and said
"Oh, i left it at the other country when a enemy cut it off!"
hope you understand this joke....it sounded better is you say it out loud...
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