[Guest]

How do you put a Hippo in a fridge?

Open the door put the Hippo in and close the door

How do you put a lion in a firdge?

Open the door take the Hippo out and put the lion in

There is a party on an island and all the animals are invited. However the island is surrounded by a alligator infested river that surrounds the island. How do the animals get across?

The alligators are at the party so they just cross

Who is not at the party?

The lion he is still in the fridge

Edited January 30, 2011 by young scientist

[phaze]

You forgot to close the fridge door

[Guest]

Oops well at least he can breathe

[OmegaScales]

Hpw do you get a lawyer in a fridge?

Take the lion out and drop a dollar in it!

[phaze]

Quick someone close the fridge door

[Guest]

I have another one

A blonde is in a boat rowing in the middle of an empty crater. Another blonde drives up to the edge of the crater and yells "It's blondes like you that give us a bad name. If I could swim I'd kick your a**

[peace*out]

Quick someone close the fridge door

ohhh, lawyer jokes

Edited January 31, 2011 by peace*out

[Guest]

i heard of this joke before, but it had another one like this:

'there is a river home to flesh-eating crocodiles, and a man had to swim across to get to the other side but he was not eaten, why?

because the crocdiles were still at the party! XD

Edited January 31, 2011 by mangamathsfreak

[EDM]

I closed the door, after putting a bag of real-looking lawyer-bait cash! So now they're in with the lion!!!

[Guest]

I closed the door, after putting a bag of real-looking lawyer-bait cash! So now they're in with the lion!!!

Poor lion. Have you no shame?