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I'm not a defeated general


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With ruffled garb I stood adorned

Preparing to suit up in armor

Alert the troops we've been forewarned

It's time now to earn yourselves honor

My cherished horde could not advance

All fell to the sword by the score

Not one among them stood a chance

I'm grateful we didn't send more

I've never witnessed carnage such

With carcasses flung all around

The bloody rain streamed down so much

So fast that I feared I would drown

The rest would not formation keep

They ran just as far as they could

But now they evermore shall sleep

It did them all quite little good

In battle thus I had been spurned

The odds of a victory zero

Perplexing though, I then returned

To greetings befit for a hero

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A roasted chicken. The chicken get it's head lopped off with an axe then it runs around for a bit while blood drips all over the place. after plucking the ruffled feathers off of it's carcass the chef shoves it into the metal roasting pan and it's blood thickens from the heat of the oven. After it's done people consume the delicious dish without any thought about the suffering of the headless fowl.

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not sure about the "breaking formation" but it could refer to the cheese starting out solid and then melting (and running down a bit) before either browning on top or mixing into the rest of the dish.

Lasagna?

With that guess, Dudley defeats this riddle

ruffled garb = the characteristic lasagna noodle

armor = the pan to be baked in

horde falling to the sword = chopped vegetables

carcasses = well, carcasses : P beef or saussage or roadkill or whatever

bloody rain = tomato sauce

"the rest" = cheese melting and then re-setting

Though there were certainly a number of quite good alternate answers

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