Guest Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 http://longestjokeintheworld.com/ Also here if you don't like reading it that thin: longest joke ever.txt Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 i cant believe i just read that whole thing. wow. i really have no life. xD lol. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 It might be more funny if the joke is shorter. Long jokes dont work. anyway like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 It might be more funny if the joke is shorter. Long jokes dont work. anyway like it As I said before, it's a better story than a joke. And I'm also adding a poll. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 4, 2010 Report Share Posted May 4, 2010 i had to keep reminding myself to look for a punch line. wierd enough, in the end i actually thought it was funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 i have actually read this joke once before, but i read it again because i enjoyed the story enough. the personalty thing though doesn't really fit me. i tend to be more of the third category, sadly. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 onetruth Posted May 11, 2010 Report Share Posted May 11, 2010 Wow, that took my whole lunch hour (granted, I had several interruptions...grr...lights off, door locked, doesn't anyone understand?). I do enjoy the journey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 16, 2010 Report Share Posted May 16, 2010 i actually thought it was kinda funny... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 22, 2010 Report Share Posted May 22, 2010 I read the whole joke. I wanted to scroll to the end, but I was worried about missing something along the way. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted June 24, 2010 Report Share Posted June 24, 2010 LOVED the story, though initially ticked off by the punch line. oddly enough, i don't feel like i wasted my time at all. thanks, harvey Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted June 26, 2010 Report Share Posted June 26, 2010 I read the entire joke, from top to bottom, I was only considering it for a split second to scroll down, but then started reading and got interested I love the fable Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 26, 2010 Report Share Posted July 26, 2010 (edited) Really good story Poor Nate And he should've taken Sammy into space.... I read entire thing, though I did briefly consider going to end, before he met Nate. Then it got more interesting. I am afraid that I may be a bit in 3rd section, (I did have Ceasarean birth) but then again, so did Ceasar, and, while I do have high dreams in life, I always make sure they are JUST within reach. I personally think that people here on BD tend to be in the first category, enjoying life. Though, lets make sure we're not in 3rd category. If you have big dreams, go for them! Edited July 26, 2010 by NickFleming Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 gvg Posted July 28, 2010 Report Share Posted July 28, 2010 I read the whole thing. The story was interesting, and I forgot it was a joke until I saw the punchline. Pretty funny though =) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted July 30, 2010 Report Share Posted July 30, 2010 totally agree with actressgirl, ana_stassia, and teekayla. i have no life if i read this whole thing, and weirdly enough, i did find it kinda funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 LOL I just read the whole thing and I think the joke is really dumb (I didn't get it), but the story is actually good. For some weird reason I never get bored of reading and I never leave something unfinished. Oh, and guess what-I also had Caesarean birth. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 andromeda Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 LOL I just read the whole thing and I think the joke is really dumb (I didn't get it), but the story is actually good. For some weird reason I never get bored of reading and I never leave something unfinished. Oh, and guess what-I also had Caesarean birth. Hehehe... the joke is... Better Nate than Lever. Better Late than Never. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Sorry, but I still don't get it. Why "Better late than never" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 Sorry, but I still don't get it. Why "Better late than never" Its a saying. And use spoilers if mentioning punch line, you'll spoil joke! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 3, 2010 Report Share Posted August 3, 2010 I read all of it, and don't feel like I wasted my time at all. It's an interesting story. I thought the punchline was kinda funny too, though I didn't laugh. It's interesting that, while they says in the site that only 11% of the people read it all, the poll here is showing 85%. Maybe we should notify them that people from group 1 also enjoy brain teasers... I have also noticed that some people read it all but feel like they fit better in group 3. Including myself. I started reading the description of group 1 and thought "yeah I might fit", then on group 2 I was like "no, I guess not", but group 3 was a nearly perfect description of my personality. I even had cesarean birth... I do make a lot of projects and try to learn things such as languages, but give up after some time. When traveling I try to enjoy the ride at first but I get bored really fast and just want it to end. I think of big things I could do, but always put them aside and go for the easy way, just like it says there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 5, 2010 Report Share Posted August 5, 2010 Yah, I see what you guys are saying. Group 3 fits me perfectly, including the C-section and especially the procrastination. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 16, 2010 Report Share Posted August 16, 2010 I read through the whole thing. When I got past the beginning, I forgot it was a joke and just thought of it as a very interesting story. I didn't much think it funny, though. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted August 24, 2010 Report Share Posted August 24, 2010 More like a short story aptly named. What really impressed me is how everyone wins in the end. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 26, 2010 Report Share Posted October 26, 2010 I'm more in the first group than the others. I just read it cause I don't have anything better to do, but I did like it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 5, 2011 Report Share Posted January 5, 2011 Even though I only read half-three quarters of it that was a waste of my time, especially since I had already heard a shorter version. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 segul,segul,segul always looking to complane i found it ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted January 7, 2011 Report Share Posted January 7, 2011 (edited) segul,segul,segul always looking to complane i found it ok The joke was OK but I knew after reading that it was the longest joke ever written I knew the basic joke, OK? P.S. this is how you spell complain Edited January 7, 2011 by Segul Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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