Guest Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?" The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did,I wouldn't dance with you." The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted April 27, 2010 Report Share Posted April 27, 2010 A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, "What are you doing?!!" The blind man replies, "Just looking around." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted May 5, 2010 Report Share Posted May 5, 2010 two guys are in a bar by a cliff. one say i can jump off that cliff and float back up with my coat. the other said if you do it i will. so he jumps off and floats up with his coat. the second one trys and he dies. so the guy walks back in and the bartender said " hey superman you killed another on i see" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 OmegaScales Posted October 27, 2010 Report Share Posted October 27, 2010 A guy walks up to a girl in a bar and asks if he can sit next to her. "NO I WILL NOT HAVE SEX WITH YOU!" she screams. The entire bar is quiet for a few seconds while he slinks off to a far table. A little later, the girl walks up to him. "I'm sorry about before. I'm writing a psychology paper on how poeple react in embarrasing situations and needed a live example. What do you say to me making it up to you with a drink?" The guy stands up quickly and screams, "WHAT DO YOU MEAN TWO HUNDRED BUCKS?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted October 31, 2010 Report Share Posted October 31, 2010 @ OmegaScales I laughed out loud at that one (And I went through the ENTIRE jokes forum and laughed out loud less than 20 times.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 MissKitten Posted November 1, 2010 Report Share Posted November 1, 2010 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted July 5, 2011 Report Share Posted July 5, 2011 @ OmegaScales - LOVE IT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TheCube Posted July 13, 2011 Report Share Posted July 13, 2011 FUNNIEST CRAP EVER TOLD. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 peace*out Posted September 14, 2011 Report Share Posted September 14, 2011 Thats hilarious! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 flamebirde Posted September 29, 2011 Report Share Posted September 29, 2011 A man runs into a bar. "OUCH!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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A guy goes up to this girl in a bar and says, "Would you like to dance?"
The girl says, "I don't like this song, but even if I did,I wouldn't dance with you."
The guy says, "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants."
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