Guest Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 WARNING: This can be boring, so if you are bored go ahead. Jokes kinda dumb, I heard it from some kid. There's this guy walking to a store one day. He walks up 2 cashier: "Do you have any grapes?". The store clerk answers, "No we don't. Anything else?" Customer: "Nope. Bye." The next day he goes to the same store and finds the same cashier. Customer: "Do you have any grapes?" Cashier: "No we don't." (A little bit irritated) Customer leaves. The third day comes and he goes to the same store and finds the same cashier. Customer: "Got any grapes." Cashier: "No! If you come back in here I'll nail your feet to the ground." Customer storms off, unhappy. Once again he comes to the same store and gets the same cashier. Customer: "Got any nails?" Cashier: "Nope." He is upset and knows whats coming. Customer: "Got any grapes?", he says with a smirk on his face. Cashier gives him an evil glare. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 TwoaDay Posted February 16, 2008 Report Share Posted February 16, 2008 i heard this joke but it was a duck asking a resturant for duck food Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
0 Guest Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 So, did they decide to fry the duck up 4 dinner? "Payback's a B****." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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WARNING: This can be boring, so if you are bored go ahead. Jokes kinda dumb, I heard it from some kid.
There's this guy walking to a store one day.
He walks up 2 cashier: "Do you have any grapes?".
The store clerk answers, "No we don't. Anything else?"
Customer: "Nope. Bye."
The next day he goes to the same store and finds the same cashier.
Customer: "Do you have any grapes?"
Cashier: "No we don't." (A little bit irritated) Customer leaves.
The third day comes and he goes to the same store and finds the same cashier.
Customer: "Got any grapes."
Cashier: "No! If you come back in here I'll nail your feet to the ground." Customer storms off, unhappy.
Once again he comes to the same store and gets the same cashier.
Customer: "Got any nails?"
Cashier: "Nope." He is upset and knows whats coming.
Customer: "Got any grapes?", he says with a smirk on his face.
Cashier gives him an evil glare.
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