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WARNING: This can be boring, so if you are bored go ahead. Jokes kinda dumb, I heard it from some kid.

There's this guy walking to a store one day.

He walks up 2 cashier: "Do you have any grapes?".

The store clerk answers, "No we don't. Anything else?"

Customer: "Nope. Bye."

The next day he goes to the same store and finds the same cashier.

Customer: "Do you have any grapes?"

Cashier: "No we don't." (A little bit irritated) Customer leaves.

The third day comes and he goes to the same store and finds the same cashier.

Customer: "Got any grapes."

Cashier: "No! If you come back in here I'll nail your feet to the ground." Customer storms off, unhappy.

Once again he comes to the same store and gets the same cashier.

Customer: "Got any nails?"

Cashier: "Nope." He is upset and knows whats coming.

Customer: "Got any grapes?", he says with a smirk on his face.

Cashier gives him an evil glare.

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i heard this joke but it was a duck asking a resturant for duck food

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So, did they decide to fry the duck up 4 dinner? "Payback's a B****."

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