A *SMART* blond joke...yep, u heard me!!
a blond was sitting next to a lawyer on a plane. time goes by and he gets bored. he tries to chat her up, but she ignores him. He tries again. Finally, he goes in with bait: cash
lets play a game, he says. nope, she replies. let me tell u how it work first! he cries, amazed she wont give him a chance. Fine, she says, and listens.
"the game is played like this: i ask you a question, if u get it wrong, u give me $5. Then u ask me. if i get the question, i get $5. you can use any form of communication u like. how ab-"
"then $50. i give u 50 if i get it wrong, you give me $5 if u get it wrong. how about that?"
Fianlly, he breaks down. "I'll give you *$500* dollars, you give me 5? kapish?"
she smiles. "kapish." he goes first.
what's the capital of oklahoma? he asks. i dont know she says, and gives him 5$. "My turn!!
"What is silver, has purple and green spots, and eats rotton cheese for lunch. oh, and also like the beatles. no other music is good for it."
he thinks. he asks his friends. contacts everyone in EVERYWAY he can! but no luck.
he sighs, and writes the check. "by the way, what is it?" he asks
she hands him $5.