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the correct answer is 3 because it names three brands of cars 1. ford 2. toyotas 3. hondas now to the riddle its self all but two of my cars are fords meaning toyota and honda all but 2 of my cars are toyotas meaning honda and ford all of my cars are honda but two meaning toyota and ford so this means he has 3 cars because he says only 2 are not ford and 2 are not toyotas and two are not hondas so that mean there are only two other brands with only two units to fill evenly. soo youre crazy ( just joking )

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it and, you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice house." The genie replies, "You now have one nice house and all the blondes in the world have two." The the lady says, "Give me a gorgeous man." The genie replies, "You now have one gorgeous man, while all the blondes have two." The lady says, "For my last wish, Genie, see that stick over there? Beat me half to death with it."

A man was in a bad accident and was injured. But the only permanent damage he suffered was the loss of both ears, which made him very self-conscious. However, he received a large sum of money from his insurance company. It was always his dream to own his own business, so he went out and purchased a small, but expanding computer firm. But he realized that he had no business knowledge at all, so he decided that he would have to hire someone to run the business. He picked out three top candidates, and interviewed each of them. The last question of the interview was always the same. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the first candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the first candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the second candidate. "Yes. You have no ears." He quickly eliminated the second candidate. "Do you notice anything unusual about me?" he asked the third candidate. "Yes. You're wearing contacts." Thinking he had found the man for the job he said, "That's correct. How did you know?" "You can't wear glasses if you don't have any freakin' ears."

sorry bout that i put jokes somthing must be up ill fix it

A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. While they were walking through the barn, the farmer's mule suddenly reared up and kicked the mother-in-law in the head, killing her instantly. At the funeral service a few days later, the farmer stood near the casket and greeted folks as they walked by. The pastor noticed that whenever a woman would whisper something to the farmer, he would nod his head "Yes" and say something. Whenever a man walked by and whispered to the farmer, he would shake his head, "No" and mumble a reply. Curious, the pastor later asked the farmer what that was all about. The farmer replied, ''The women would say, 'What a terrible tragedy' and I would nod my head and say, 'Yes, it was.' The men would ask, 'You wanna sell that mule?' and I would shake my head and say, 'Can't. It's all booked up for a year.'" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. To his dismay, there were thousands of people ahead of him in line to see St. Peter. To his surprise, St. Peter left his desk at the gate and came down the long line to where the lawyer was, and greeted him warmly. Then St. Peter and one of his assistants took the lawyer by the hands and guided him up to the front of the line, and into a comfortable chair by his desk. The lawyer said, "I don't mind all this attention, but what makes me so special?" St. Peter replied, "Well, I've added up all the hours for which you billed your clients, and by my calculation you must be about 193 years old!" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ A blonde is on a four-engine plane crossing the Atlantic. All of a sudden there's a loud bang. The pilot announces over the intercom "I'm sorry, one of our engines has just shut off. We'll be delayed 45 minutes." Suddenly there's another bang. Once again, the intercom clicks on and the pilot expresses his regret that they''ll be delayed two hours. Shortly thereafter, there is another bang and the pilot announces that they'll be delayed 3 hours. The blonde turns to the guy sitting beside her and says, "Man, if the fourth engine shuts off we''ll be up here all day." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ An Amish boy and his father were visiting a nearby mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny silver walls that moved apart and back together again by themselves. The lad asked, "What is this, father?" The father, having never seen an elevator, responded, "I have no idea what it is." While the boy and his father were watching wide-eyed, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched as small circles lit up above the walls. The walls opened up again and a beautiful twenty-four-year-old woman stepped out. The father looked at his son anxiously and said, "Go get your mother." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The Injured Thumb A man went into a restaurant and ordered his meal. When the waitress came out with his soup, he noticed that she had her thumb stuck into it. This upset him, but he let it go. She then brought out his chili, and again her thumb was in the food. He let it go again. When she brought out his hot fudge sundae, her thumb was in the fudge and this was too much for him. "Goddammit," said the man, "get your damn thumb out of my food!' "Well, I injured it a while ago and the doctor said I should keep it warm." "Why don't you just shove it up your butt?" the man said angrily. "That's what I do when I'm in the kitchen."

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the boy woke up the next morning staring at the ceiling a smell of eggs and toast came acrossed his nose getting up he walked into the kitchen were the farmer moitioned him to sit down and after a few moments of silence he said so what er you doin out side the safe zone boy? the boy only shrugged his shoulders and stared at the table the farmer said it aint safe to be in tha area you know and the boy said then what were you doin there the farmer growled that aint none of yer buisness you for the first time the boy knew he was treading in dangerous waters and there was a few more moments of silence and the farmer said kindly you wernt headin for them rebel wars were ya the boy said no that day the farmer showed the boy around the farm and showed how to take care of the goats and cows and how to work the tractor and in the mornin the farmer said ill take ya out to see the teritories.

a spy was sent to spy on a neighboring enemy city (to see what it looked like and how it was defended ect.because they have never been able to see what it looked like before) on his way to the city he met a traveler (who guessing he was an enemy spy decided to lie to him) and the spy decided to make his job easier seeing he was from the enemy city decided to ask the traveler what the city looked like. and the traveler said it is a well defended city with high walls and a moat around it with 10,000 strong to keep it safe and how the king and queen had there own personal meat butcher and how the houses were made of the finest hewn stone and after they parted ways the spy knew he had lied how did he know.

sorry for the mistakes it was late and i was tired [note to self never make a code when tiredlol ] correct answer

a hint to this code is 1-16-16-12-5 a space means its a seperate word a - means next letter in a word. 1 13-1-14 23-1-21 23-1-12-11-9-14-12 4-15-23-14 1 4-9-18-20 18-15-1-4 8-5 20-18-9-16-5-4 23-8-1-20 8-1-16-16-5-14-4 14-5-24-20

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i never thoght of that but i was going for

no sides latch or lid yet inside golden treasure is hid what am i

hope im right