maybe he was counting cards.

He hit on twenty so the dealer would get bust...

but counting cards isn't illegal so it probably something else...

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Maybe they're playing paintball. More specifically, capture the flag?

In which case the prize is the flag...

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Ok maybe i'm missing something here but:

You Owe: dad R50 + mum R50 - R2 = R98

You have: R50 from dad + R50 from mum - R2 = R98

What you have = what you owe...

what's the prob?

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the moon?

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I think this ones been done before. nice1 though

Ok i copied the text into word, recreated it and took down the keys I used... I got nowhere...

but then I looked at the text that I copied and pasted. It looks like a cup when i centralised it. Maybe ysan saw that and figured out that some1 was in trouble...

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I think it has some thing to do with the position of the number buttons on a std keyboard. Maybe it has something to do with cross-referencing the numbers to get letters….

Can’t figure how though…

colleague

ok sorry i missunderstood...

[spoiler='but...

']A Colleague doesn’t necessarily have to be your equal. A colleague could be your assistant... so Gods colleagues could be his angels and a king’s could be his soldiers….

I agree with Prof...

The answer is "nothing"

Ok i get it now.

1 one, 2 two's, 3 three's,...

so this is missing 2,7,7 and 8.

still not sure where they go though

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drag em across...

Put the apples in a container.

Tie a rope to the container. The rope has to be at least the length of the bridge.

Hold one end of the rope and walk across the bridge, leaving the container with the apples behind.

Then just pull the container across when you're on the other side.

Dont know if that makes sense but i'm sure it will work...

a flag or a crest?

Cards that should be available

1. I always wanted to have someone, someone to love. And now that you've come into my life...

(Inside card) - I've changed my mind.

2. I must admit, you brought religion into my life...

(Inside card) - I never believed in Hell until I met you.

3. As the days go by, I think how lucky I am....

(Inside card) - That you're not here to ruin it for me ..

4. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go....

(Inside card) - Will you take the knife from my back? You'll probably need it again.

5. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age....

(Inside card) - Almost lifelike!

6. When we were together, you said you'd die for me...

(Inside card) - Now we've broken up, I think it's time to keep your promise.

7. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy....

(Inside card) - Did you ever find out who the father was?

8. You are such a good friend. If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...

(Inside card) - I'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday...

(Inside card) - So we're having you put to sleep.

10. Looking back over the years that we have been together, I can't help but wonder.....

(Inside card) - What the hell was I thinking

11. I'm so miserable without you...

(Inside card) - It's almost like you're still here.

12. Thank you for being part of my life.....

(Inside card) - I never knew what evil was until I met you!

13. Congratulations on your wedding day!

(Inside card) - Too bad no one likes your husband.

14. How can I say this....

(Inside card) - Your cooking kills me

15. Hooray.....

(Inside card) - You're divorced.

16. I just want you to know that I'm sorry for what happened...

(Inside card) - Especially since you survived.

17. Congrats on getting married...

(Inside card) - It's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. Someday I hope to marry...

(inside card) - Someone other than you.

19. We have been friends for a very long time....

(inside card) - What do you say we stop?

A square.

It looks like a circle when you spin it really fast...

Infact any 2d object looks like a circle when it "rolls"

good point mizzack. didn't think of that... <_<

Does the answer have anything to do with the binary or ASCII representations of the words?

yeah I liked this one the most "Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig."

1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.

2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.

3.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.

4.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.

5.. Don't take life too seriously; No one gets out alive.

6.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me

7.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.

8.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.

9.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are just missing

10.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.

11.. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

12.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.

13.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

14.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.

15.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?

16.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!

17.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew up.

18 . Procrastinate Now!

19.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?

20.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.

21.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance.

22.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!

23..They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.

24.. He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless DEAD.

25.. A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up three thousand times the memory.

26.. Ham and eggs...A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitment for a pig.

27.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.

28.. The original point and click interface was a Smith & Weston.

29.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.

Do the smaller cages have to be the same size?

Nosferatu? It's Romanian and it comes from a greek word meaning disease bearing.

halloween costumes?

This one is relevant to the season, and since my last one was solved in the first post (you know who you are), I decided it was time to step it up a bit....

I am presented as Român

Alternatively, look to the 99% language of a country

One meaning is undead

I am associated with carrying diseases

Supposedly atypical medical word

I can fly away in an instant

One of my definite forms can be translated to the devil

If you look hard enough (well you don't really need to look that hard), I have already given you a hint in this post....and if you find the common word for this, synonymise it.

Ok I'm out of ideas. looks like this one is going to last much longer than your last riddle

Does it have anything to do with

Christmas or Halloween?

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A Vampire Bat?

Dont know if there's a particular season that they come out though...

verse 1: Vatican

verse 2: Aedes Aegypti

Verse 3: Vampire

I'm probably way off here... <_<

Does each verse represent a word?