j Smith

the armor/bullet thing is about sticks n stones. words only scar if they weigh within truth. but since our society is greedy and violent... truck bed liner actually was proven to be practically blast proof if applied to a building. at least within their scale modeling. mjolnir was the hammer which could only be wielded if the sentient alloy it was comprised of deemed them worthy to have its accompaniment. this hammer. Excalibur was a similar type weapon from mythos forged by dwarves at the request of Loki, whom also had an enchantment stating his neck was ne'er to be harmed in any way as part of the price of the deal to build the commissioned pieces. that technically isn't a rock. but the weird green meteor in Kansas they found sure did lots of weird stuff...

Connor mcleod of the clan mcleod. Highlander. There can be only one Or the character played by trebeks nemesis... Taking ape molehill for 100 alex... Bwahahahah

A bible. You swear upon it hence shaking hands.

Gossip

not a who, rather a what... the RAZOR shaves the barber, as well as all the rest. no razor/Razer/raiser/razier shall touch my head... so, be phonecian and linguistically intelligent. illusion, elusion, allusion... they sound similar yet mean VERY MUCH non similar subjects