akaslickster
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there are 4 dogs total. Only 2 heads showing and not entire bodies. Do correct me if I am wrong.
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I was going to look it up but didn't. Nice riddle.
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Luau ?.
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I am abstaining.
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Glad you're back too.
That was definitely amazing. Full screen is what I recommend.
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Justin Beiber, not sure about the last clue.
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Your welcome, glad to help. Maybe unreality can do the game titles too.
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Me too. I figure the more members who pitch in, the sooner it will be rebuilt. Many have free time that can be used if possible.
Thanks to all that already helped and to those in advance who will in the future.
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Only a suggestion. There used to be a link on the index page like this, "FORUMS". It helps people get in here quickly if they land on that page. I, myself won't need it but, I think it would be handy to have it there for others/members. Up to you.
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I haven't found the dozens of illusions that were here but, I can definitely bring a large mass of them.
See the index page for many more.
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Best blonde joke you'll ever read!
Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble..
In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.
Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.'
The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it.
The man tells her that he will sell it for $599, no less.
After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.
She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want to send a telegram to my sister telling her that I've bought a bull for our ranch.
I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out here so we can haul it home.'
The telegraph operator explains that he'll be glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents a word.
Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister one word.
After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'
The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going to know that you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the word'comfortable?'
The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The word is big.
She'll read it very slowly...
'com-for-da-bul.'
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Passed Away
Sally goes to work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned his employee, walks over to her and asks sympathetically, "What's the matter?" The blonde replies, "Early this morning I got a phone call that my mother had passed away."
The boss, feeling very sorry at this point suggests to the young girl, "Why don't you go home for the day...we aren't terribly busy. Just take
the day off and go relax."
Sally very calmly states, "No I'd be better off here. I need to keep my mind busy and I have the best chance of doing that here."
The boss agrees and allows her to work as usual. "If you need anything just let me know" says the boss.
A few hours pass and the boss decides to check on Sally. He looks out his office and sees her crying hysterically.
He rushes over an asks, "What's the matter now? Are you going to be ok?"
Sally breaks down in tears. "I just received a horrible call from my sister. She said that her mom died too!!"
Horrific Accident
A blonde had just totaled her car in a horrific accident. Miraculously, she managed to pry herself from the wreckage without a scratch and was applying fresh lipstick when the state trooper arrived.
"My God!" the trooper gasped. "Your car looks like an accordion that was stomped on by an elephant. Are you OK ma'am?"
"Yes, officer, I'm just fine" the blonde chirped.
"Well, how in the world did this happen?" the officer asked as he surveyed the wrecked car.
"Officer, it was the strangest thing!" the blonde began. I was driving along this road when from out of nowhere this TREE pops up in front of me. So I swerved to the right, and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ANOTHER tree! I swerved to the right and there was another tree! I swerved to the left and there was ...."
"Uh, ma'am", the officer said, cutting her off, "There isn't a tree on this road for 30 miles. That was your air freshener swinging back and forth."
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Who could forget the famous blonde jokes. No offense meant to anyone. Just for kicks.
I will start:
During a recent password audit by Google, it was found that a blonde was using the following password:
"MickeyMinniePlutoHueyLouieDeweyDonaldGoofySacramento"
When asked why she had such a long password, she rolled her eyes and said:
"Hellllooooooo! It has to be at least 8 characters long and include at least one capital."
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Only unreality had more posts than I. I forgot how many but, wasn't too important. Glad to be back and I hope we can do Mafia like before. Same with riddles.
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Something like that. I'll try and help too.
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Put me in. Nothing better to do.
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Hosts: Thalia and flamebirde with MiKi supervising
Players:
1. mewminator GMT+2
2. Cavenglok EST
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Backups:
1. Hidden G GMT +2
2. tolecnal EST?
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Mentors:
1. Slick MST
2. Aaryan EST
3. MiKi CST
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Hey, I'm getting bored, and would like for all noobs to stop what you are doing and sign up immediately b/c it will be the time of your life and you WILL love it. I promise to help as a mentor b/c I was in the beginning. This game will only take minutes from your lifetime.
If you feel afraid, I can counter that too.
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Not giving up, just thinking.
not an object, Maybe altercation of some kind.
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sibling hatred or rivalry?
Maybe someone else can get it. *idk*
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Me thinks
suicide to get to heaven
Nothing else seemed to click.
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What Excites You
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I'm excited to go shopping for food and see my goodies on sale.