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We are normal.....we say that some people are crazy/mad....but we have all been crazy/mad sometime in our lives, as we do crazy/mad stuff. Hence we can safely say that in general, all people are crazy/mad . But that would mean that being crazy/mad is normal.....hence all crazy/mad people are normal ; that means that a 'normal' person is actually abnormal, which would indirectly mean that the person is crazy/mad......hence there is really no such thing as normal or crazy/mad when one puts it like this....
Because everyone is insane, no-one can be considered normal. Thus, anyone who is actually normal is, in fact, abnormal. Thus, the ability to differentiate between 'normal' and 'insane' no longer exists.
Since we are all creatures of habit, nobody can be noticed nearby, so they are disgusting. So learning to split them cannot be done.
because we are all people of routines, we cannot be bothered to see anyone standing in close proximity, so they are ridiculously horrible creatures. Therefore, cutting them is impossible.
Since everyone is a human on a schedule, we don't care about seeing those nearest to us; therefore, they are vile beings, so we can't SNIP THEM INTO PIECES AND WATCH THEM BLEED OUT LIKE STUCK PIGS.
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Not for kids or catholics, that's for sure. I would prefer cleaner ones. That's just me I guess.
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MikeD]Yesterday was the coldest day of my life.
Brainiac100]
Thal]Yesterday was the coldest day of my life.
Panther]The day after the day before the day that precedes the day before the day that we call
tomorrow was the most bone-chilling, skin-shivering, teeth-chattering, knee-knocking, frost-breathing day of my entire short but, as of yet, happy existence.
The day after today was the most freakiest day ever in recent times.
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A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog..
It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs.
The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?"
The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it!
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Two Blondes With Hammers...Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work
on a Habitat for Humanity House. Lynn was nailing down house siding, would reach into her nail pouch, pull out a nail & either toss it over her shoulder or nail it in.
Judy, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, ' Why are you Throwing those nails away?'
Lynn explained, 'When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end & I throw them away.'
Judy got completely upset & yelled, 'You moron! Those nails aren't defective!
They're for the other side of the house!'
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You might have to think twice about this one..
A blonde hurried into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off. 'How did this happen?' the emergency room doctor asked her.
'Well, I was trying to commit suicide,' the blonde replied.
'What?' sputtered the doctor. 'You tried to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?'
'No, Silly' the blonde said. 'First I put the gun to my chest, & then I thought, 'I just paid $6,000 for these implants... I'm not shooting myself in the chest.'
'So then?' asked the doctor.
'Then I put the gun in my mouth, & I thought, 'I just paid $3,000 to get my teeth straightened I'm not shooting myself in the mouth.'
'So then?'
'Then I put the gun to my ear, & I thought: 'This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in my other ear before I pulled the trigger.
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A blonde was driving home after a game & got caught in a really bad
Hailstorm.. Her car was covered with dents, so the next day she took it
To a repair shop. The shop owner saw that she was a blonde, so he
Decided to have some fun... He told her to go home and blow into the
Tail pipe really hard, & all the dents would pop out.
So, the blonde went home, got down on her hands & knees & started
Blowing into her tailpipe.. Nothing happened.. So she blew a little
Harder, & still nothing happened.
Her blonde roommate saw her & asked, 'What are you doing?' The first
Blonde told her how the repairman had instructed her to blow into the
Tail pipe in order to get all the dents to pop out.
The roommate rolled her eyes & said, 'Uh, like hello!
You need to roll up the windows first.'
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These are just too cute not to pass on!!!!
A blonde was shopping at Target &
came across a shiny silver Thermos.
She was quite fascinated by it, so she picked it up & took
It to the clerk to ask what it was.
The clerk said, 'Why, that's a thermos.....
It keeps hot things hot, And cold things cold.'
'Wow, said the blonde, 'that's amazing....I'm going to buy it!'
So she Bought the thermos & took it to work the next day.
Her boss saw it on her desk.
'What's that,' he asked?
'Why, that's a thermos..... It keeps hot things hot & cold things
Cold,' she replied..
Her boss inquired, 'What do you have in it?'
The blond replied.....
'Two popsicles & some coffee.'
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You don't appreciate what you've got until it's gone.
Slick]One is not thankful for his possession until it is expired.
Brainiac100]People aren't happy with what they've got until it's gone.
Thal]Human beings are not pleased with the things they possess until they have lost them.
MikeD]We are unhappy with our possions that we have, up to the moment that they are gone.
EDM]we are upset with the fish that we possess, until the bit of time when they have left
Fish? Hmm. Never thought of that.
Sign up now y'all.
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Slick]One is not thankful for his possession until it is expired.[/spoiler]
Brainiac100]People aren't happy with what they've got until it's gone.
Thal]Human beings are not pleased with the things they possess until they have lost them.
MikeD]We are unhappy with our possions that we have, up to the moment that they are gone.
EDM]we are upset with the fish that we possess, until the bit of time when they have left
Somethings funny with this spoiler. IDK
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I think it best to take the most popular and wanted ones, put them in a poll for a vote and see how many are allowed as well.
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NVM, someone inserted mine.Chocolate is a serious thing.
something that is good to drink in snow minus the temperature is a very grave item.
When surrounded by winter's tears, a cool glass of cider - that which would usually please the eye - is, in fact, a rather unwelcome sight.
When strewn amongst winter's tears
One of men's most greatest fears
It leaves them knocking at their knees
The terror that... their beer will freeze!
When enclosed by cold weather's drops of salty water from the eyes, an awesome mirror of apple vinegar - a pretty one - is actually unpleasant to look at.
When gently thrown along cold weather's drops of salty water from the eyes
One of Homo sapien's awesomest mild phobias
It ditches to let them tapping at the part after the thigh bone
The horror that... their mild booze will turn into ice!!!
During my time, surrounded by the tundras tears, I see a pretty nice beverage of cider that actually is unpleasant to watch.
While I wait, as dry icy droplets are around me, I view a welcome and cheery drink that, in reality, is distasteful to look at continuously.
As I postpone the inevitable, with hail surrounding me, I see and embrace a brightening beverage that, realistically, looks disgusting.
I made chutney out of Panther's poem...
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I also may have time to be starting new games that we don't have here. Just need to wait and see what the future brings.
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Well, it certainly changed enough.You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.
The fantastically complicated, organic, multi-cellular compound, or compounds, to which I make specific noises that, over the years, have been modified - in both pitch and contour - to allow us (these fantastically complicated, organic, multi-cellular compounds) to convey to one and other that which we picture within our brains, has the ability to explain to another (fantastically complicated, organic, multi-cellular compound) the precise path, in ways both literal and metaphorical, that they must take in order to become a part of that which holds sway over decisions regarding both the day to day problems and the long term disasters that affect our country, but that same organism, or organisms, (the fantastically complicated, organic, multi-cellular compound, or compounds, to which I speak) finds it completely and utterly impossible to compel said other to train, and utilise, the tremendous potential that it contains within the relatively-small, grey mass located somewhere between the organs that allow it to perceive the vibration of molecules through air.
The wonderful, complex, biological, composed of several or many cells mixture, or mixtures, to which I create certain clamours that throughout the groups of twelve month periods, have been altered – in both tone and outline – to permit you and me (these extremely complex, biological composed of several or many cells mixtures) to express to each other that which you and I see in our minds, has the capability to clarify to additional (extremely complex, biological composed of several or many cells mixtures) the exact way, in means both factual and symbolic, that they must obtain in order to become a portion of that which controls choices to do with both the daily difficulties and the extended tragedies that disturb out nation, but that same creature, or creatures (extremely complex, biological composed of several or many cells mixtures, of which I talk of) discovers it fully and absolutely hopeless to force said other to teach, and use, the marvellous ability that it has inside the comparatively-tiny, dreary mass found someplace in the middle of the body parts that permit it to observe the movement of particles within atmosphere.
The amazing living body or bodies that I have made noise at over the years have changed to allow us beings to show each other that what we can imagine is able to show to other beings the right direction, both realistically and metaphorically, that they have to get something in order to be part of our government, but that they must get all of this thing and use it to tell other beings to instruct and use the amazing competence it owns in their brains, conveniently located between their eyes.
The gorgeous people who can die that I have harangued forever have changed their position on allowing us human to show the others that images we see in our sleep can push those who surround us on the not quite left road, in both relaity as well as our imagination, that they must earn the right to join our government, yet they should gain everything and relate it to teaching people how to dispel knowledge and pressure the amazing power it houses in its darkness, which can easily be discovered on the arched structure underneath the knowledge which I do not have.
The beautiful people who are mortal that I have argued hard forever have transported their position on letting us mankind to show others dreams can shove around those who souround us on the middle road in both reality as well as our imagination, that they must earn the right to join our governing system, yet they should get everything and relate it to helping other people learn how to avert knowledge and pressure the amazing strength it has in the blackness, which can be easily found on the terrace beneath ignorance.
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I gave it a try. Maybe it's slow for some folks.
http://www.incredibox.com/?music=505A5840408E1