A sign on the nurse's office door: "Nurse out sick." ?!

Nothing? Blank?

ek dem chutiyap answer hain.. kisi ke bap ko bhi 100 bar sochna pdega..

Asinghal, regretfully, I cannot read your language. I tried a translator and it seems to be Indonesian but I can't understand it. Can you type in English?

LA- El Pueblo de Nuestra Señora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciúncula. Official name is just El Pueblo de la Reina de Los Angeles.

the "1" isnt mixed up

Oops. Not mixed up. Missing letter. Either way, that might be a bit too time consuming to encode and decode everything.

a kite?

[spoiler=Nice letters ]we must like what we have when we dont have what we like.

TPAFBTETSBTWETLTHURUUOAHHEOHVAIHOZENTOSEOPEELKASZYRUIRRKETELELCEYSED1S

I think you may have mixed up the last two characters in your message. That might be fun for a while but it might start to drive people crazy.

[Three on a Match II]

crush? smash?

complete?

[Three on a Match II]

My answers are starting to make less sense to me as I go. Going off your remark about being edible. . .

cream?

[Three on a Match II]

I think this works for spread and glass. Doubtful about the first part though.

glaze?

[Three on a Match II]

What all do we have so far? I'm getting tired of flipping through the pages, cause my computer is kinda old....

I love Mr. and Mrs. Bunny.

Last update is in post #69.

Okay, I was reading this, and I'm still not getting it???? What do X and P-1 have to do with it?

The first 4 prime numbers (P) are 2, 3, 5, and 7.

Subtract 1 from each: 1, 2, 4, 6

Write them out

One= 3 letters

Two= 3 letters

Four= 4 letters

Six= 3 letters

X= the number of letters

Does this make sense?

X is the lenght of the english name of P-1, when P is a prime number.

Exactly! I'm glad you explained it because mine probably would have been longer and not quite so clear.

[Sucker]

The comical part of the riddle makes me think of

laughing gas.

Attempting to post "solved by." . . . and failing.

Yes!

9, 11, 9.

Correct! Do you want to explain or should I do it?

I meant after the 7 and 10.

I know. It's still not it.

It's 12.

Yes! Do you have the other 3 numbers and would you like to explain?

6?

Sorry, not it. But thanks for trying.

try doing something to the individual numbers (adding, subtracting,. . . ). This does not involve adding/subtracting/etc. the given numbers to/from each other.

7, 10

This one is missing Brazil, Fiji, and Guatemala

A

TI

LNU

AREN

GMOOA

UAPLUH

SDNACLG

LAIHDURA

TVTLOBAIR

I'm missing Brazil, Bulgaria, Guatemala, Malta, and Uganda.

G

MU

LAT

OIVG

BCHIT

PDANDA

FOLMORU

JISAPCBA

EUINxxNLP

[Sucker]

What is WAI?

the truth?

2. When it's hot out, wear sweaters, pants, & ear muffs & complain about how cold it is. When it's cold out, wear shorts, tank top, & flip flops & complain about how hot it is.

I think I already do that to some degree but I actually do mean it when I say it's hot or cold.

[Three on a Match II]

Oh! That makes sense. Didn't know they could be homophones. Here goes. . .

"Field & Stream" appears to be a magazine so. . . hunt?