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EDM

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  1. You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.

    The fantastically complicated, organic, multi-cellular compound, or compounds, to which I make specific noises that, over the years, have been modified - in both pitch and contour - to allow us (these fantastically complicated, organic, multi-cellular compounds) to convey to one and other that which we picture within our brains, has the ability to explain to another (fantastically complicated, organic, multi-cellular compound) the precise path, in ways both literal and metaphorical, that they must take in order to become a part of that which holds sway over decisions regarding both the day to day problems and the long term disasters that affect our country, but that same organism, or organisms, (the fantastically complicated, organic, multi-cellular compound, or compounds, to which I speak) finds it completely and utterly impossible to compel said other to train, and utilise, the tremendous potential that it contains within the relatively-small, grey mass located somewhere between the organs that allow it to perceive the vibration of molecules through air.

    The wonderful, complex, biological, composed of several or many cells mixture, or mixtures, to which I create certain clamours that throughout the groups of twelve month periods, have been altered – in both tone and outline – to permit you and me (these extremely complex, biological composed of several or many cells mixtures) to express to each other that which you and I see in our minds, has the capability to clarify to additional (extremely complex, biological composed of several or many cells mixtures) the exact way, in means both factual and symbolic, that they must obtain in order to become a portion of that which controls choices to do with both the daily difficulties and the extended tragedies that disturb out nation, but that same creature, or creatures (extremely complex, biological composed of several or many cells mixtures, of which I talk of) discovers it fully and absolutely hopeless to force said other to teach, and use, the marvellous ability that it has inside the comparatively-tiny, dreary mass found someplace in the middle of the body parts that permit it to observe the movement of particles within atmosphere.

    The amazing living body or bodies that I have made noise at over the years have changed to allow us beings to show each other that what we can imagine is able to show to other beings the right direction, both realistically and metaphorically, that they have to get something in order to be part of our government, but that they must get all of this thing and use it to tell other beings to instruct and use the amazing competence it owns in their brains, conveniently located between their eyes.

    The AWESOME mortal(s) that I have blared at all this time have morphed to permit us mortals to display to one another that dreams are capable of steering others through the right path, both in real life & in metaphors (

    :P), that they must achieve a thing so that they can be a bit of our beauraucracy, yet they must achieve it all & apply it to impart to mortals to teach & apply the AWESOME ability it possesses in its grey matter, easily found on the bridge below the glabella... :P

    The gorgeous people who can die that I have harangued forever have changed their position on allowing us human to show the others that images we see in our sleep can push those who surround us on the not quite left road, in both relaity as well as our imagination, that they must earn the right to join our government, yet they should gain everything and relate it to teaching people how to dispel knowledge and pressure the amazing power it houses in its darkness, which can easily be discovered on the arched structure underneath the knowledge which I do not have.

    The beautiful people who are mortal that I have argued hard forever have transported their position on letting us mankind to show others dreams can shove around those who souround us on the middle road in both reality as well as our imagination, that they must earn the right to join our governing system, yet they should get everything and relate it to helping other people learn how to avert knowledge and pressure the amazing strength it has in the blackness, which can be easily found on the terrace beneath ignorance.

  2. Itheshe traveled back in time to warn us that the One-Up-Me posted before me would get One-Upped... :unsure:

    *Oh, look...it did... :blink:

    **btw, I would like to introduce you to Itheshe, a gender-confused alien...from Smiley Kingdom... :D

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  3. Brainiac100]Recalling the previous school year, I have realized that I absorbed none of the information thrown at me.

    Recollecting thoughts of last school year, I have found that I took in zero of the lessons being taught to me.

    Panther]Thinking over the experiences of my last twelve moons at my young persons education centre, I realised that I actually have understood absolutely nothing of what I was expected to learn.

    MikeD]Contemplating the events of my previous six plus six lunar months at my little individuals teaching interior, I comprehended that I in fact have knew unquestionably zero of what I was anticipated to study.

    EDM

    :D]Thinking about the cases of my earlier dozen moon group of 30-31 days at my kids' classroom, I understood that I factually have understood absolutely nothing about my learning portion... :(

    MiKi]Pondering on the bags of my previous 12 orbital objects over a month on the learning place of posterity, I was finally shown that statistically, I was never shown anything of the educational part I partook in.

    Thalia]Reflecting on the sacks of my first dozen moons in school, it was eventually demonstrated to me that according to the numbers, I have seen nothing of the learning I was part of.

    Sorry, wasn't online till now...:blush:

  4. PI: Y-san

    Roster:

    1. Hirkala - DEAD Killed by KILL

    2. Framm 18

    3. MikeD - DEAD [KILL, Villager] Lynched

    4. EDM :D - voting for Framm18

    5. Flamebirde - Framm18

    6. mew - DEAD Killed by Mafia

    7. Panther - DEAD [sAVE, Villager] Lynched

    8. Thalia - voting for Yodell

    9. ShadowAngel

    10. Aaryan

    11.TheCube :dry: - DEAD Killed by Mafia

    12.Yodell - voting for Aaryan

    13. MiKi - DEAD Killed by KILL

    My lack of info is solely my fault...:blush:

    GO GOODIES!!! :D :D :D

  5. What happens in mafia? Well, people kill, spy, block, RID, save, etc...but still, a goodie dies, a baddie gets lynched the next day...& ultimately, the Indies win...:duh:

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  6. Tiger_lily is a force to be reckoned with, because in China, since she knows the secret of the cows, obviously she taught them. So it is confirmed; T_L is one of the master foodies who know kung-fu... :(

    *can you teach me, btw...? :blush:

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  7. I just got online to check...& YOU GUYS LYNCHED MY SMILEY BROTHER!!! :angry: :angry: :angry:

    Don't worry, dear Smiley Bro...Our people will help us... :)

    GO GOODIES!!! :D :D :D

    *Edit: I got a cold, so I may forget to come online...someone remind me, please? :blush:

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  8. I once thought that when I reached the edge it was over, but

    Apparently Great Pizza Sauce Makes Happy Tasting Jellybeans Worth Devouring... :P

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  9. last week, Japanese scientists discovered that if all the smileys in the world joined together, the human race will die. same if too many smiles gt to one place. they determined that the most likely source of this "smiley overrun" is Brainden.com/forums. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU LI.

    But...but...I thought the Japanese LOVE Smileys!!! :o:(

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  10. Last week, Japanese scientists created a sushi that allows a person to become an anime character of their choice...I chose mafia, but got into InuYasha...:blink:

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