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  1. You know you're a grammar Nazi when you read the above and realise that:

    1) flamebirde was correct; it's "you're"

    2) Brainiac probably didn't realise that everyone else would misread brainy's 'One-Up Me' and assume that brainy was incapable of correcting sentences

    3) flamebirde has become self-conscious about writing a forum post because of brainy

    4) marksmanjay's re-correction of flamebirde's statement is oddly funny

    5) EDM didn't put a period after each point, and will not do so as she is not a grammar Nazi

    6) EDM has referred to herself in 3rd person while typing these points

    7) marksmanjay, flamebirde, brainiac100, and EDM show up as grammatical/spelling errors when typing (the computer doesn't categorize them, apparently)

    8) 'realise' comes up as a spelling error in US english, but not in UK english

    9) 'english' comes up as an error as the 'e' is not in capitals

    10) brainy is not considered as a spelling error, though many would disagree with me (I really don't know why)

    Edit: just to check my work... :D

    ^ The sentence above contains grammatical errors. However, this sentence is free of any errors, as per the computer spell-check.

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  2. I was thinking for a moment. Then it hit me. Next thing I knew, I woke up in an alley with no money.

    I'd been pondering for a bit. Then that thing punched me. Immediately then I had the knowledge, I awoke in Top Cat's area without cash...

    :blink:

    Briefly, I was a philosopher. Then I was clobbered by this bum who was hitting me. Soon I got the idea in my noggin and awoke from bed in a poor financial institution on the top of Feline St.

    Hastily, I fulfilled my male role as a thinker. Then I got hit by a homeless person who was... hitting me. Eventually, my mind came to a decision and I looked around from my place of rest within the treasury on Cat Plaza.

    :lol: I'm such a silly monkey!!! :lol:

  3. Cells...as in, cell cycle...4 stages...2 types (meiosis, mitosis)...transfer of genetic material through chromosomes, etc...

    :P

    It can also be life-cycle, which goes along the similar principle of life, but... :unsure:

    Edit: Smileys... :D

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