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A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the mathematician. "You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the secret!" "What is your secret?" the mathematician asked. "It is rather easy. I have two kids, three and five year old. I sum up their ages and I bet on number nine." "But, three and five is eight," the mathematician protested. "I told you, you are too theoretical!" the broker replied, "Haven't I just shown experimentally, that my calculation is correct! 3+5=9!"

That was so unexpected, I didn't know that a giraffe could play the piccolo, let alone doing it underwater

I never thought, therefore I never was.

(ghost) I never thought MiKi would do that to me for ticking her off!!!

Getting my sister in trouble for trolling me in college; it was totally worth it!!!

What happens in quantum statistical thermodynamics stays in quantum statistical thermodynamics...b/c no one else cares.

Use caution when travelling the rural areas of China, because in China, all cows know kung-fu and can tell when you're thinking about steak!

That would seem more impressive if we added a molten lava volcano to the end of every sentence, replacing the last word of the molten lava volcano.

Last year, Japanese scientists ... erm, well ... Last month, Japanese scientists started electrocuting you (& your food) - but just a wee bit! Last week, Japanese scientisits decided to combine the two & amp up the voltage so you wouldn't realize you were eating poo - or that you have a new hairdo! (Let me wipe that drool up for you.)

out of the frying pan and-------onto the automatic waterfall glazing machine!

Out of the frying pan and on to the floor. Back into the frying pan, let hope none of the guests saw.

Whoa!! Potential bacon in earshot!

Pandas would never run in the first place.

Thanks for the suggestion. If anybody could draw some quality vector graphics symbolizing BrainDen (eg. including taser) then I will consider putting it on 404 page

I don't know what I'll find at the end of this. Oh look, it was period. Now I don't know what I'll find at the end of this-apparently a dash. Huh. Now to try & get tricky ... What will I find at the end of this? (Drat, should've seen that one coming.)

Turn about is about to turn.

You can shoot the gun, but...add the bullets, first... ...noobs...