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  1. A mathematician and a Wall street broker went to races. The broker suggested to bet $10,000 on a horse. The mathematician was sceptical, saying that he wanted first to understand the rules, to look on horses, etc. The broker whispered that he knew a secret algorithm for the success, but he could not convince the mathematician. "You are too theoretical," he said and bet on a horse. Surely, that horse came first bringing him a lot of money. Triumphantly, he exclaimed: "I told you, I knew the secret!" "What is your secret?" the mathematician asked. "It is rather easy. I have two kids, three a
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  2. That was so unexpected, I didn't know that a giraffe could play the piccolo, let alone doing it underwater
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  3. I never thought, therefore I never was.
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  4. (ghost) I never thought MiKi would do that to me for ticking her off!!!
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  5. Getting my sister in trouble for trolling me in college; it was totally worth it!!!
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  6. What happens in quantum statistical thermodynamics stays in quantum statistical thermodynamics...b/c no one else cares.
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  7. Use caution when travelling the rural areas of China, because in China, all cows know kung-fu and can tell when you're thinking about steak!
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  8. That would seem more impressive if we added a molten lava volcano to the end of every sentence, replacing the last word of the molten lava volcano.
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  9. Last year, Japanese scientists ... erm, well ... Last month, Japanese scientists started electrocuting you (& your food) - but just a wee bit! Last week, Japanese scientisits decided to combine the two & amp up the voltage so you wouldn't realize you were eating poo - or that you have a new hairdo! (Let me wipe that drool up for you.)
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  10. out of the frying pan and-------onto the automatic waterfall glazing machine!
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  11. Out of the frying pan and on to the floor. Back into the frying pan, let hope none of the guests saw.
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  12. Whoa!! Potential bacon in earshot!
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  13. Pandas would never run in the first place.
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  14. Thanks for the suggestion. If anybody could draw some quality vector graphics symbolizing BrainDen (eg. including taser) then I will consider putting it on 404 page
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  15. I don't know what I'll find at the end of this. Oh look, it was period. Now I don't know what I'll find at the end of this-apparently a dash. Huh. Now to try & get tricky ... What will I find at the end of this? (Drat, should've seen that one coming.)
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  16. Turn about is about to turn.
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  17. You can shoot the gun, but...add the bullets, first... ...noobs...
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