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  1. this one is pretty cute! Blonde v.s. Lawyer a lawyer sitting on a plane next to a Blonde want to pass some time and turns to her and says, "how about a trivia game, if i ask you a question and you get it right I'll pay you 10 dollars, and if you get it wrong you pay me 1 dollar. then you ask me a question, with the same conditions." blonde says, "no thanks, I'm reading a book." the lawyer says, "okay how about this, 20 dollars for getting right for you, and 20 dollars for getting wrong for me." the blonde rolls her eyes and says fine. the lawyer asks, "whats the distance from the earth to th
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  2. Not for kids or catholics, that's for sure. I would prefer cleaner ones. That's just me I guess.
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  4. A blonde & her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor's dog.. It has been in the backyard barking for hours & hours. The blonde jumps up out of bed and says, "I've had enough of this". She goes downstairs. The blonde finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, "The dog is still barking, what have you been doing?" The blonde says, "I put the dog in our backyard, let's see how THEY like it! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Two Blondes With Hammers...Lynn & Judy were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity H
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  5. Best blonde joke you'll ever read! Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.. In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need to purchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock. Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister, 'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull, I'll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.' The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects the bull, and decides she wants to buy it. The man tells her that he will sell it
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  6. instead If you end up putting a girl in danger, you will endup making out with her just a half hour later. If someone shoots you in the torso, and you fall of a skyscraper into the freezing sea, you will still survive even trained assasinators hesitate when they see a kid even when you are face down in the sea for hours on end with two bullet wounds in the back, you will survive, but have amnesia. when you tell someone to come alone they will ALWAYS come with about 500 backup people snipers will always shoot from the tops of builidings behind HUGE letters bad guys will dr
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  7. So there was a black man, a white man, and an Asian man hanging out. They were bored and the black man decided to do something bold. He said, "Watch this", popped a boner, and ran against a wall... and the wall broke! So the white man goes, "Oh yeah? Watch this!", pops a boner, and runs toward another wall... and his wenis broke! So the Asian man goes, "Pathetic! Watch this!", pops a boner, and runs in the direction of another wall... and his nose broke....
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  8. A Higgs boson walks into a church and the priest says, "We do not allow vain particles such as you here." So the Higgs says, "Well, without me, how can you have mass?"
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  9. did the man play piano professionally?
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  10. Don't pretend you didn't like this joke.
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  11. Three nuns are at a park sitting on a bench when a man comes up and flashes them. The first two nuns had a stroke... the third couldn't reach.
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