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Who, me? *innocent wide-eyed look* I've never been an evil AI in my life...*whistling* I like that! But I think it should kind of be the opposite... The cake may or may not be true, but the pi is universally constant. ;P (Okay, all this talk of cake is making me hungry...and wanting to make a Cake Mafia...Devil's food vs. Angel food, with Potato (Latke) indie...hmm...) Almost all have confirmed. If you have not done so already, please send in your actions. Thx.

The cake was the truth, but the pi was a lie. Anyway, confirming. please don't kill me....

Last year, Japanese scientists ... erm, well ... Last month, Japanese scientists started electrocuting you (& your food) - but just a wee bit! Last week, Japanese scientisits decided to combine the two & amp up the voltage so you wouldn't realize you were eating poo - or that you have a new hairdo! (Let me wipe that drool up for you.)

Yeah...there's a reason I refrained from posting in the "as fast as" portion... Last week, Japanese scientist got absolutely nothing done, correlated with 97.9% probability with Nichiro TV having an idol marathon...("I love you, Yuuko-chan!")

Last week, Japanese scientists determined that this week, they would be determining what they did last week.

September 29, 2009 After graduating from Redrum University (with dishonors for having blown up the chemistry lab in her search for Enigmaticium...twice), Y-san turned her focus to taking down IETNAT, the illusive and dastardly covert criminal organization. Working together with the ever vigilant Police Chief Leroy and her protegee and rival from Ecidius University, B-kun, the team had managed to collapse most of the infrastructure of the group, leaving the remaining fragments to scramble and hide to avoid capture by the respective authorities. Now, Y-san was taking a well-deserved break at the gorgeous beach house on loan to her by B-kun's very wealthy parents. As she reclined in inexorably comfortable chair, sipping a chocolatini, appreciating the view out of the sunset from the entirely-made-out-of-glass side of the house that was suspended over the ocean, she heard a sound from her laptop alerting her that a new file had been added to her Dropbox. It was a stepfile for the game Stepmania, and had been put into her "Creative" folder. It must be from B-kun, she thought. He was the only one with access to that folder that played the game. Curiosity and laziness waged a brief battle within her, but finally her inner cat won out and she reluctantly pulled herself out of the far too comfortable chair and started the game. [steps] After a verse, she frowned. The steps did not quite go with the music and didn't span the entire length of the song. More over, the steps were awkward, which was completely unlike the graceful and proud B-kun. Seeing him online on gchat, she messaged him. "Hey, what's up with these steps?" B: "Huh? What steps?" Y: "The steps in the file you just put in my Dropbox." B: "I haven't put any files in your Dropbox recently." Y-san frowned. Then who could have put it there? Had someone hacked in? To put a stepfile in her box? She went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of diet green tea, which sat next to the catch of the day presented to her as a gift from a local fisherman whose fishing schedule she had helped to optimize and make 90% more efficient, then returned to her chair and studied the notes again, carefully, grabbing a pen and paper and scrawling some ideas, and finally, realization dawned on her. She leapt out of the chair this time and snatched up the keys to her car. She rushed to the door, swung it open, and... "And where may you be going?" asked the man standing in the doorway. The man in the expensive-looking suit, with the expensive-looking watch, and an expensive looking haircut. The man holding the expensive-looking gun pointed at her. Y-san shrugged. "I just realized the sea air doesn't quite agree with me, after all." "Well, that's unfortunate, but don't worry, I'll see that you don't have to endure it too much longer." The man replied. "But for now, I'm afraid I have to ask you to step back inside." He gestured with the barrel. "You're Harold Mortimer." It was a statement, not a question. "The kingpin of IENTNAT." "I prefer 'CEO'. 'Kingpin' sounds so...criminal. Those as clever and audacious as us deserve to own the world , I only organize them to take it." "Well, apparently not clever and audacious enough," Y-san couldn't resist quipping. Mortimer conceded a nod, then waved the gun dismissively. "We'll rebuild. As long as key players of ours are still in the game, we can always win. And after you're gone, there will be no more distractions for my godson." "Godson? You mean Trick?" Last she heard, Patrick "Trick" Moriarty had escaped from prison for the third time, after she had helped put him there for the third time. Harold Mortimer nodded. "Yes, he's a very bright boy, so much potential, for his weakness is that he seems to have some inexplicable fondness for you." "Well, if it makes you feel any better, the sentiment is not reciprocated," Y-san muttered. The kingpin smiled smugly. "I'll tell him you said that when I relay to him the news of your demise." Y-san let out a resigned sigh. "Well, if I'm going to die, care to have one last drink with me?" She stepped towards the kitchen. Mortimer shrugged. "Why not. But don't try any sneaky stuff." A lopsided smile crossed Y-san's face. "Me, sneaky?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ The police arrived on the scene forty minutes later. The neighbors had reported hearing a gunshot, followed by a loud CRASH, and had called 911. Police Chief Leroy had heard the report and shot to the scene faster than he would have thought his 2004 Toyota could have gone. The door had been locked when he got there, and he had had to break it down to enter. The scene confirmed his worst fears. There was overturned furniture, broken glass from what looked to have been a tumbler or two, and a pool of glistening blood on the marble tile floor. There was a trail of blood splatter leading to the side of the house facing the ocean, and the glass had been shattered outward as if something...or someone...had gone through it. Gulping his last bit of hope, Leroy stepped to the opening and looked down. Having somewhat of a case of vertigo, he immediately drew back after glancing the shear drop to the ocean below. A bead of sweat trickled down his brow and he looked around for something to wipe it. On the marble kitchen counter, he saw a napkin, which he moved towards. As he neared, he saw there was something hastily scrawled there in a brown substance. It said: Goodbye, my friends. It's been fun. Remember the Autumn of 267. The Police Chief let out an immense sigh. She just had to be enigmatic, to her last breath, didn't she? His weary eyes gazed upon the final rays of the setting sun disappearing over the infinite ocean horizon. That woman.

Damn, I totally would've posted something anime-related there.... Ah well, I'll wait.

Can someone add me too, please? Thanks. Graark for stupid slow phones.

Nooooooo! I was so hoping for cake.... Lol and I totally agree with your sig re: Sherlock, Y-San.

Last week, Japanese scientist discovered a previously thought extinct anime

"The cake is a lie!!" Aside from that, It has been a while since i've played mafia... does the night or the day come first? And if night, can we send in actions yet?

Last week, Japanese scientist developed a formula explaining why all strange videos on YouTube come from their country.

Are you suggestion EDM is actively trying to promote the end of the world??? Hmm now I think about it,it kinda makes sense!

Last week, Japanese scientists created a sushi that allows a person to become an anime character of their choice...I chose mafia, but got into InuYasha...

last week, Japanese scientists discovered that if all the smileys in the world joined together, the human race will die. same if too many smiles gt to one place. they determined that the most likely source of this "smiley overrun" is Brainden.com/forums. THEY'RE COMING FOR YOU LI.

Last week, Japanese scientists proved that Godzilla did not attack Tokyo and it was all an elaborate hoax. They cited the non realistic rubber skin shown in the footage as well as providing proof that the Tokyo destroyed was actually a small scale model of the city. The scientists took quite a bit of time coming to their conclusions and carefully studied the film frame by frame to discover the innacurracies that led them to their conclusions. The lack of people in any of the large scale shots, when they would have expected to see thouhsands running and screaming. The close ups of Godzilla never had any background to give reference to size and many more discrepancies were noted. Through carefull analysis they did notice a few boom mikes in places they would only be if the scenes were staged, as if in a hollywood movie. What appeared to be a zipper on the back of Godzilla spotted by the team leader Uruchi Hasagawa led to the creation of this team of experts to investigate. They come from many varied fields, Hasagawa himself is a marine biologist and cinephile, Yumi Kasumi is geologist/seismologist who studied the effects that such a large creature should have caused when walking about. Moe Rin, an expert in foresnic cinematography noted several discrepancies in the actual film itself. John Downunder, an Australian brought in by the team as an expert on reptilian lifeforms, also noted that the basic bone structure of Godzilla appeared to resemble more a man in a suit than any reptialian creature alive or in the fossil record. Kenzo Yuto, a nuclear physicist and prominant environmentalist, was quick to point out that despite what was claimed by the scientists in the footage, nuclear testing would not have resulted in a giant fire breathing mosnter but more likely in deformed sea creatures, usually smaller than those unnaffected and with a shorter lifespan. Shin Makoto a political scientist and historian also noted that there is no record of any of the scientists depicted in the film having ever existed. With all this evidence plus the fact that Tokyo is in fact still standing the panel is 99.3% certain that Godzilla did not in fact destroy Tokyo.

Last week, Japanese scientists...this week, Peruvian architects. I'm easy. (and boy, have I toned that down from my original thought)

Still Listening To It's New Yui Recordings. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yui_(singer) )

Out of the frying pan...came the best looking bit of coal I ever did see...it's quite odd, though...to think it had started out as a piece of chicken...

out of the frying pan and-------onto the automatic waterfall glazing machine!

"Out of the frying pan onto the plate eggs must go" said Yoda to Luke when teaching him how to use the force to make breakfast.

Out of the frying pan and on to the floor. Back into the frying pan, let hope none of the guests saw.

and abducted by aliens

Out of the frying pan and... wait a minute, is that another, bigger frying pan... Oh hell...

Whoa!! Potential bacon in earshot!

At the end of my turn, (which is now) Tiger Lily takes over.