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101 ways to annoy people

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I found this on the internet and thought i would share it with you all.

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1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

12. Sniffle incessantly.

13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

14. Name your dog "Dog."

15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

27. Wear a special hip holster for your

remote control.

28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

34. Drum on every available surface.

35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

38. Sew anti-theft detector strips

into peoples backpacks.

39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

41. Set alarms for random times.

42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

45. Honk and wave to strangers.

46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

49. Wear your pants backwards.

50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

53. only type in lowercase.

54. dont use any punctuation either

55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

73. Drive half a block.

74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

75. Ask people what gender they are.

76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

88. Sing along at the opera.

89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something

about "psychological profiles."

94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

96. Never make eye contact.

97. Never break eye contact.

98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

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18 and 19 are good.

I have done 7 once.

I did 45, 28 and 32.

32 isnt good, I try an improvised version and it works like wonder.

I have done 61 as well, but that was just to scare some younger cousins.

69, to be honest, thats the way I do it, when I have to go to buy some stuff outside.

there is something to 75 as well, actu-.................leave it!

somebody did the 85 with me. In the classroom. :(

And literally I did 93 in my school. (full story on request)

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hahaha some are fun to do.(not all :excl: )some are disgusting .

i've done 6-many times :wacko::P so as 23 with relatives.

i'll try for 10 sometime and so as 24:LOL: 11 was done when i was about 8 good times !!! :excl:

16 too ......18 is awesome

20 i like it i'll prank someone in summer camp ;)

30 done it and one time someone in the class did it on the teacher who was wearing ALL WHITE !

35 and 40 are classic =P

47 i know someone who does it NOT ON PURPOSE

52 OK CURIOUS AS U WISH .

58 yes really annoying

61 one of my favorite ,or talk to stuff then B:what did u said?

A: what?? what are u talking about?

i can go hours with it with some people without noticing.

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anotheroneshouldthisdontusespacesonanonlinechat

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THANKUCUBEFORANNOYINGUS

:lol::wacko:

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yourwelcome

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I'msurewhenCURIOUSreadthiswe'llhavea102ways :P;)

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103. Constantly tell someone that it's "not their fault".

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But what if it is?

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ITDOESNTREALLYMATTERBYTHEWAYTHISISSOFUNNYIMROLLINGONTHEFLOORLAUGHINGRIGHTNOWIFYOUCANREADTHISYOUHAVE

PROBABLYWASTEDFIVEMINUTESOFYOURLIFEANDITISBECAUSEOFME

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I hate it when people use English as if it is a phonetic language, If u no wat meen.

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ITDOESNTREALLYMATTERBYTHEWAYTHISISSOFUNNYIMROLLINGONTHEFLOORLAUGHINGRIGHTNOWIFYOUCANREADTHISYOUHAVE

PROBABLYWASTEDFIVEMINUTESOFYOURLIFEANDITISBECAUSEOFME

IMUSTBEGOODBECAUSEIONLYREADITINABOUTONLYONEMINUTE

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But what if it is?

ijustmeanwalkuptothemandsayitconstantlyuntiltheyfinallyfreakoutvideoiscomingsoon

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6 - hours of endless fun...no seriously, its kind of a hobby

19 - done all the time, accidentally.

44 & 45 - quite an easy way to annoy family if done next to them in public ;)

50 - that is amazing. i eat all the mints before im seated anyways

68 - i shall make one

69 - as. much. as. possible. dragging your sister along is an added bonus

70 - annoys my sister (and me) to no end, which is why we do it to each other

76 - i do that, but then eat the end separately. if doing #76, it is advised to watch your parent's faces if you want a funny reaction (at least mine sometimes)

81 - will do that. it sounds fun. :)

82 - we have them up year round outside :D

83 - i may actually do when im older...sounds fun :D

93 - is done on my family. they're kinda used to it now...

94 - ...or just stare at the tv and say "preeeeety colorrrsssssss" every 30 seconds. (guilty)

95 - done with my iPod, all around the house. constantly. especially if ive just gotten the song

97 - done as much as possible. however, my family can go without blinking longer than i can, so /shrugs/

101 - is DEFINITELY annoying. ive been on the receiving end. :/ ("mom...who are they?" "i have no idea")

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What I am talking about is at 1:03

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ITDOESNTREALLYMATTERBYTHEWAYTHISISSOFUNNYIMROLLINGONTHEFLOORLAUGHINGRIGHTNOWIFYOUCANREADTHISYOUHAVE

PROBABLYWASTEDFIVEMINUTESOFYOURLIFEANDITISBECAUSEOFME

i did it in about 1 minute so WTH :lol:

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NOJUSTTHIRTYSECONDSITSNOTTHATHARDONCEYOUGETUSEDTOIT

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HESAIDPROBABLYWHATSYOURPROBLEM???

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*THISISHOWYOUREALLYANNOYPEOPLE.....;):P:D

ORJUSTUSESMILEYSLIKEME....;):P:D

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Report : EDM started using way # 102 :P

btw i didn't read past line 2 (it is very clear that u have repeated them :lol: ) [copy/paste]unsure.gif

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but you have to admit; it IS annoying!!! ;)

So...

#102: Use smileys for EVERY sentence online or in notebooks....(I never said it had to be yours...;))

#103: repeat the same sentences or jokes again, just for the heck of it...(warning: you may end up annoying YOURSELF!!! :lol:)

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but you have to admit; it IS annoying!!! ;)

So...

#102: Use smileys for EVERY sentence online or in notebooks....(I never said it had to be yours..)

#103: repeat the same sentences or jokes again, just for the heck of it...(warning: you may end up annoying YOURSELF!!! )

ok conclusion:

weshouldmakeamilestonefor1000waytoannoypeopleonlineweshouldmakeamilestonefor1000waytoannoypeopleonlineweshouldmakeamilestonefor1000waytoannoypeopleonlineweshouldmakeamilestonefor1000waytoannoypeopleonlineweshouldmakeamilestonefor1000waytoannoypeopleonlineweshouldmakeamilestonefor1000waytoannoypeopleonlineweshouldmakeamilestonefor1000waytoannoypeopleonlineweshouldmakeamilestonefor1000waytoannoypeopleonlinewhahahahahahahahahahaha.

:P :P :D ::D :D :D :D

btw when writing without using space(is annoying:P cz when u finish a word automatically your hand go for the space ;)thumbsup.gif

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but you have to admit; it IS annoying!!! ;)

So...

#102: Use smileys for EVERY sentence online or in notebooks....(I never said it had to be yours...;))

#103: repeat the same sentences or jokes again, just for the heck of it...(warning: you may end up annoying YOURSELF!!! :lol:)

you mean, #104 and #105?

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What I am talking about is at 1:03

You know, as a Warriors fanatic, that was funny for the spoofs itself.

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Leave excessive space between bullets/ in lists.

Also make people think you just repeated the same two words over and over when there are really three words.

P.S. IcanreadthesenonspacesentencesasfastasIcanregularsentences.

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:lol: :lol: :lol:
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