In Soviet Russia

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In Soviet Russia TV watch you!

please feel free to add your own ;)

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In Soviet Russia, there is bear in every household.

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In Soviet Russia, vodka is water & snow is like beach. Go to beach and bring water is excellent party.

(Hope my Ruskie friends don't come after me.)

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In Soviet Russia, God made man. (I had to, I apologize =))

In Soviet Russia, Waldo finds you.

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In Soviet Russia, law break you!

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In Soviet Russia...celebrity stalks you!

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I don't get it. :unsure: I mean, it's funny, but I don't get it....

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I don't get it. :unsure: I mean, it's funny, but I don't get it....

There's a comedian named Yakov Smirnoff. He made a lot of jokes about how things in America are different than things in Russia. One of the original ones was something along the lines of "In America, you can always find party. In Soviet Russia, Party can always find you!" The point is, everything is the other way around in Soviet Russia. Soviet Russia is obviously gone now but it's still funny.

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:) Ah, I get it now.
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In America, there are so many things that they don't have in Russia.... like warning shots.

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in Soviet Russia forks fork you

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Cause in america you fork forks

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In Soviet Russia, instruments plays you.

In Soviet Russia, deer hunt you.

In Soviet Russia, people kill guns.

In Soviet Russia, mafia plays you.

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:) Ah, I get it now.

In Soviet Russia now it get you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Miscellaneous - Jokes

Title: In Soviet Russia

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In Soviet Russia...

...your lunch eats you

...a chair sits on you

...trees grow into seeds

...you give people presents for your birthday

...worms have apples in them

...the library goes to you

Am I doing this right? Someone please tell me.

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In Soviet Russia, space enters your country. ;)

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Soviet in Russia

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In Soviet Russia, Russian reversal reverses you!

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Oh no! We're straying into meta territory!

But in Soviet Russia, meta territory strays into you!

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Q: How does every Russian joke start? A: By looking over your shoulder.
Q: What is 150 yards long and eats potatoes? A: A Moscow queue waiting to buy meat.
Q: What did the Russian people light their houses with before they started using candles? A: Electricity.
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In case anyone was wondering, the joke comes from the fact that in the Russian language, sentence structure is very flexible. This can lead to sentences like:

In Soviet Russia, the mouse catches the cat.

Welcome is greeted with you.

'Cause, y'know, I'm back.

Hi.

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Back what mean you do you're? Been haven't along all you here? Am or missing just something I? ... O_o

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Back what mean you do you're? Been haven't along all you here? Am or missing just something I? ... O_o

Nah, left did for time some.

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