One Up Me

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My gun was the hand of judgement, my knife the voice of justice, my spoon the eyes of gluttony, my cup the horn of plenty, My stuffy the heart of compassion, my life was very complicated untill the doc gave me these little blue pills.

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My gun was the hand of judgement.. Until they brought tanks.

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Were you on the sulfates at the time......?

Lithium...

<3

I hope Zahn writes them into the Thrawn story if he hasn't.

I hope B&N starts stocking Thrawn books...

My gun was the hand of judgement.. Until they brought tanks.

This seems to be the most popular, though.

You're up, Artie.

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I am the ruler of the world...

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I am the ruler of the world...

...by my feet are all things measured.

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I am the ruler of the world; I bet Hitler is so jealous right now.

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I am the ruler of the world but my dad is the yardstick :(

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I am the ruler of the world.....but my siblings rule over me!!! :dry::P:D

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I am the ruler of the world....tho markings arent too clear

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I am the ruler of the world... My wife gives me permission to call myself that, well as long as no one hears me.

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Can we just skip the reps and give it to Quag? his wife's a cool person....she sounds like my mum coz my dad can say the same thing :P

*jk Quag (or am I? :wacko:)

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I am the ruler of the world, so I win. B))

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I am the ruler of the world, so listen to me...Do it!... Why aren't you listening to me???

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Nice submissions guys! Anyway, Quag, you're up next!

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actual words spoken by my father when he was mildly irritated with me

I am the absolute ruler of this house and your mother lets me call myself that!

it was an easy one for me

ok here goes

I used to think I could fly like superman....

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I used to think I could fly like superman.... But I chose a different Marvel figure instead - Now I'm more like Charles Xavier.

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I used to think I could fly like superman; everyone once in their life thinks they can fly like superman!!!!!

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I used to think I could fly like superman.... a fracture on one leg, and a hairline in other proved I cannot.

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I used to think I could fly like superman, but seems he doesn't need to be inside the cockpit to fly a plane.

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I used to think I could fly like superman, but seems he doesn't need to be inside the cockpit to fly a plane.

Good grief, that had me laughing loud!

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I used to think I could fly like superman...then I got off my high.

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I used to think I could fly like Superman--please note the emphasis on the past tense.

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I used to think I could fly like Superman......until I got punished for running around with a towel and my underwear over my pants.....:(:P

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I used to think that I could fly like Superman.. Now I drive a wheelchair like Charles Xavier.

(This is practically the same as my first submission, but I realized some might not know who he is)

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@Artificial: Now thats funny!!

:lol:

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